Washing Hands And Pissing...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by intongues, Oct 30, 2014.

  1. intongues

    intongues The Wizard

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    I understand washing your hands AFTER you piss..
    but isn't it a more sanitary idea to wash them BEFORE as well? For the sake of your tang?

    I hardly ever see someone do before and after (public washrooms, not casue I sit and watch)...
    but why care about keeping your hands clean only, and further dirtying your junk? I'd rather get dirt and germs on my hands than on my birdie.

    If I could choose only one.. i'd do it before everytime since I don't want all them doorknob germs and gas pump diseases getting on it. If it's sweat and whatever at least that's all it is..

    better than touching some dirty floors and drums then rubbing it on your shlong, then washing your hands while your penis/vag starts glowing.

    Watch for it in public washrooms..


    ( I mostly used male anatomy on this post, but replace that all with girl parts and they probably notice the same things!)

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  2. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    I constantly wash my hands throughout the day so that's what I recommend you do so that you'll have clean hands before taking your piss... if I touch a gas pump, I wash my hands right away... when I go out, I wash my hands as soon as I get the chance... I also suggest you carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer to keep in your pocket if you're so worried about 'gas pump diseases'...
     
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  3. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Not me. I want all the germs I can get. Wakes my immune system up and makes it ready to tackle any of those little suckers that try and get me. Always wash before peeing. Don't want to get my cute little pee-pee dirty!!
     
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  4. naturegirl1

    naturegirl1 Member

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    Well....you might have noticed that us girls have one advantage over you guys, we don't have to touch ourselves to take a leak! Except of course if we have to change our tampons....that DOES require a hand wash after.
     
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  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't piss on my hands...
     
  6. intongues

    intongues The Wizard

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    So what, you don't wash your hands at all?
     
  7. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    HAHAHA tongues you crack me up. <3 I'm not sure if I understand though since i have different parts. Can you please translate that to the female anatomy. I have to hear your fun slang for us ;)

    That being said...I wash my hands after but because of my job, I wash my hands all day so they are usually clean. Maybe a little hair product on them but that never hurt the kookah.
     
  8. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I never touch my lady bits when I pee. That's what toilet paper is for.
     
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  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    But thats the fun part
     
  10. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Wash up if you shake it more than 3 times.
     
  11. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    Regardless of specifics, rule of thumb is to wash your hands every time you use the bathroom, whether or not you think you touched or didn't touch yourself.....
     
  12. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    Didn't you guys go to kindergarten and learn all about washing your hands? x_x
     
  13. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes... I told the teacher I don't piss on my hands.
     
  14. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    I always thought it is smarter to wash my hands before touching my dick. Why worry about my own germ? I could touch my dick with both hands and then go eat a sandwich and....nothing would happen to me. We're on the same team.
     
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  15. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I always wash after but not before. In a public toilet the other day I heard someone go to the toilet next door and they had the tap going first then left the cubicle without using the tap again, I remember thinking it was strange.
     
  16. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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  17. RainyDayHype

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    ...despicable
     
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  18. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    What annoys me is like when, a know a lot of people don't wash their hands especially in public bathrooms and at pubs etc. But what's the point in washing your hands, drying them and then opening up those two doors again? You're just touching everyone else who didn't wash their hands at that point so what I do is always take a piece of paper with me to open the doors after washing my hands. This pisses a lot of people off because I then drop it the inside of the door but meh, some clown gets paid to pick that up and i ain't touching the doors.
     
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  19. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    I don't touch anything in public bathrooms. Tp and the soap dispensor. Other than that I don't touch the toilet handle, sink, faucet, door knobs, etc. Foot or paper towels only.
     
  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I spit on the seats. I'd prefer to sit on my own bacteria XD of course I wipe it all up so it's dry behind hand but never sit on a seat I ain't spat all over.
    Faucets etc I don't mind as long as I'm cleaning my hands anyway and we have really good air dryers here, better than I've seen elsewhere in other countries.
    Oh and I also carry hand sanitize alcohol gel with me wherever I go and use it after bathroom, before eating, after eating etc.
     

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