Was I In The Wrong?

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  1. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    At work today there were 4-5 people in a room and we were building something in there. I farted and it was really wet/hot and it smelled sooo bad and literally cleared the room out. One kid even started gagging. Someone had left just like 30 seconds prior to that so i denied it and everyone thought it was the guy who had just left. Was I in the wrong to let the other guy take the fall?? What would you have done in this situation.
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Whoever smelt it dealt it. That's the rule. :d
    But if you know the rhyme, you committed the crime. So be careful. ;)
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    They first blamed it on another guy who always rips ass but it wasnt him. They were the two main suspects so i'm pretty sure im out of the woods.
     
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  4. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    I would have told everyone that it was safe to reenter the room...before it was safe.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Well to be honest we decided to go to lunch and didn't return until about an hour later. It was that bad.
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Fess up... You shit your pants again, didn't you.
     
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  7. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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    [​IMG] Oh my gosh, too funny
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    at work we outside so in in all kinds of winter clothes and such and at least once a week when I fart the air has nowhere to go except out through my neck area, all other areas are closed off to stay warm.. so everytime I have a nasty fart it goes right up my nose.

    its one of those problems that's hard to fix.
     
  9. Moonglow181

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    I would have left to go wipe.....
     
  10. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    or bathe with that description

    :D
     
  11. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    hahaha. I work with someone that does that but she always confesses.

    Go to the toilet!
     
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  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I thought I did at first lol I was like fuucckkkkkkkkk
     
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  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I'm not gonna walk to the toilet that takes 5 minutes to get to just to fart
     
  14. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    sure you didn't need to do more than fart?
     
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  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    It wasn't really a suspicious fart. It was one of those "silent but deadlies".. almost was a "silent but shart on accident"
     
  17. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  18. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    "Silent but shart on accident" :D :D

    Did you? Did you check your undies?
     
  19. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Fart sauce...
     
  20. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I imagine it would have been something similar to taco bells mild sauce, in color and consistency
     

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