At work today there were 4-5 people in a room and we were building something in there. I farted and it was really wet/hot and it smelled sooo bad and literally cleared the room out. One kid even started gagging. Someone had left just like 30 seconds prior to that so i denied it and everyone thought it was the guy who had just left. Was I in the wrong to let the other guy take the fall?? What would you have done in this situation.
Whoever smelt it dealt it. That's the rule. :d But if you know the rhyme, you committed the crime. So be careful.
They first blamed it on another guy who always rips ass but it wasnt him. They were the two main suspects so i'm pretty sure im out of the woods.
Well to be honest we decided to go to lunch and didn't return until about an hour later. It was that bad.
at work we outside so in in all kinds of winter clothes and such and at least once a week when I fart the air has nowhere to go except out through my neck area, all other areas are closed off to stay warm.. so everytime I have a nasty fart it goes right up my nose. its one of those problems that's hard to fix.
farts cure cancer.. lol http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jul/14/silent-not-deadly-how-farts-cure-diseases
It wasn't really a suspicious fart. It was one of those "silent but deadlies".. almost was a "silent but shart on accident"