**Warning**

This is strictly for amusement purposes and is not an excuse to lambast me for my stereotising and singling out of the male gender. Now you may begin.


You're girlfriend has left her parents for the first time ever and is living on her own. You are more than a guest in her home/apartment/tent. It seems that everytime her father calls, it's usually around midnight and you are the one to answer the phone so suddenly when he calls this time he asks you why you are always at the daughters place at that time. What is your response to him? Wait for poll unless you have a ready made answer.

 

You clearly put alot of thought into this poll.

I'd ask him what the fuck he thought he was doing to keep calling his daughter in the middle of the night. And maybe i'd fuck with his head a bit, because it's fun

 

Yeah, I have too much time to waste lol.

 

"I'm your daughter's good friend" is the direction I would go. "Why is her good friend visiting this late?" is something he can ask his daughter.

By the way, why am I at his daughter's apartment? How likely is he to become my father-in-law? (How stupid is it to piss him off with a wise arsed answer?)

 

I had a couple of nice answers you go back and read the answers!!

 

Yes, you had some nice answers. What "category" of answer depends on what the actual situation is.

"Getting my money's worth" is probably a bad choice in all cases.

"We watch the 700 Club together" is iffy.

"My god!! Is it that late? I need to buy a new watch." works only once.

 

I chose "I sure like your daughter and I make sure she's ok". It's true, isn't it?

 

Quit answering the phone, both the woman or the boyfriend.

 

If I had a girlfriend, I would say: "Who is this?" and then "I'm her friend/boyfriend/girlfriend (whichever the case was).

 

I'd have caller ID, any of those answers would piss daddy off.

 

She's a BIG GIRL now DADA. So GET OVER IT!

 

Even the first one. I didn't even think to add. (I heard about Liza's ex waking up with her nipple in his mouth. I don't wanna know more but anyway, here is number 11)
Can you call back you're daught's nipple is in my mouth lol.

 

haha... be sure to have a sock or an apple or something ready.

 

Answer the phone panting and moaning and saying "Yeah, baby just like that, that's the way you liked it this morning! Deeper deeper deeper deeper!!!!" LOL!

She's a big girl and has her own place. When my 20 yr old dd is home alone, and the bf is over, I call FREQUENTLY, but she is still young enough to live at home, so it is different.

Good luck.

 

Don't answer the phone, she "should be sleeping at midnight", let the machine get it!

 

You know, just because I ask the question doesn't mean it's about me or that I've changed genders lol.

 

"Well to be honest sir, it's just too much work to have to untie all those knots just so she can answer the phone"

 

You might want to rethink that one lol. (Especialy if heer dad is 6'4 and armed lol.)

 

she couldnt afford rent, always turn it around and hope to get money to refill teh beer stock

 

Dad: Hi, who is this? who are you and what are you doing at my house?
Jedi: talks in his native language then yells "Wrong Number"!, "wrong number"!.
Dad: Oh sorry (probably deciding to dial the number again)
Girl: Who was that?
Jedi: That was a wrong number, but this next one is your dad, so YOU pick it up.
Phone Rings..
Girl: "Hi dad"
Jedi: "see, i am so smart, i am almost psychic"