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Well, you said fuck you first . Shit, why am i writing to you or talking to you- you already know everything.... Silly God...

 

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you fucking prick!!! look what you have done to my soul!!!

i dont want to go to hell!!!
*cries in fear*

 

Ahhhh Hahaha! I Am God! I Can Do Anything!

 

Anything?

Make a square circle.

 

Great, now all the tires in the world are gonna go thump-thump-thump....

 

spiritual terrorist--but you can't scare me

nor condemn me, only I can do that

and I decide--Negatory!

(Hey that rhymes with purgatory, I'm off to poetize)

 

ah, so YOUR the one who sent me that email!

 

God,

Are you a strong man? My mama says you are, but I say you're just a philosopher with a sense of humor.

your fan
Annie

 

hes a genius

 

no wonder we get along so famously!!!

 

im just a sense of humor, that's all

 

there is genius in laughter!

 

Often it has been said that children and fools have favor from the Lord. Methinks truth lies in those words.

Blessed are the insecure, for from insecurity rises much mirthful speech and action.



The Oracle sees you well, child:



Your joke as an attack belies your confidence. You hide with humor among a house labeled for Faith; you stand here in fear seeking the back-handed redemption of an ignored puppy. Are you but a receptacle of negativity?

Your possibility is a seed of growth stifled by a flood of self loathing.

 

i dont think im self loathing, at all. yes, it's a joke, and everything can be humorous, if you look at it the right way. and yea, like socrates or someone said,

Only the supremely wise and the ignorant do not budge.

peace man

 

Could it not possibly be, instead, that he has a purpose in what he does that is not an affect of insecurity and veils of self-deception? I usually see people for what they are, on the net and in person. It shines through on the net if you see with eyes that see. At first inspection, yes, perhaps what you say seems to be the case. I am open to anything, though, and don't take anybody's word as truth except God's and mine. (My God is not on this forum, however) So I acted to discover, and lo and behold! The healthy voice of a realist was found, and I think the method is novel. I'd call it 'heads up, the sky is falling.'

 

Wait, I forgot that I'm really a comedian. I guess I should retire as God.

 

All in it's proper time and place; are not timing and venue great aids to a comic?

 

this place is pretty funny. but whats all this talk about circumstances and reasons?

 

Circumstances dictate.