wanting to move to canda to live wiyh my girlfriendneed soem help

i am plannign on tryign to move to canada to live with ym fgirl friend we currently have no planns for marrage atm but we are deeply inlove and i am wonderign hows th best way i coudl go abotu gettign into the country cos i gotta admit i ant igsacly the most qulified person in the world haha but i need to live there if uy get my drift i cant stand the unitedkingdom any more it going to the dog kenals and i am in lvoe can any oen help me otu any one that nos the laws cos i dotn wanna hav a 6 month visa i want to be able to get chance to setle down and et a job maybe go back into education to get mroe quaifacations can ome oen pease help thank you

lotsa love ben xxx

 

Last time I checked Canada didn't want to take anyone in as a citizen without a long history of a decent income, a pile of money and an education.

 

well it took me some effort to read your post.. but I eventually understood it.. ) .. Good Luck.

 

find the consulate in your area and ask them
http://canada.embassy.uk.com/ might help

 

seeing as we allow pretty well ANYone in this country, you shouldn't have a problem. Were the easiest country to get into.

If/when you make it over here, Welcome to Canada. Hope you don't mind being taxed to death.

 

being a british subject wil make it easier but you still have to qualify ....one way in is to try to join the mlitary ..last time i checked you had to be a british subject to join

 

i dont wann erned up in the army liek hahaha and i ant igsacly fit lol arg this coudl eb alot harder than first antisipated

 

Being British definitely gets you points! It's not the hardest thing in the universe, but you do have to know *something* about Canada in order to pass the little entry test thing. Allonym's right though- contact your nearest consulate/embassy.

 

Lol... there is no "test" that you have to pass. My husband resently immigrated to Canada from the US.

See how long a UK citizen can come to Canada without a visa. You won't be able to work while you are here, but you will be here... step one accomplished. While you are here start the immigration process. It would be easier if you were married to your girlfriend, but you can file as commonlaw.

Contact the Canadian embassy in your area as one of the above posters said.

 

You're gonna need the visa. You're gonna need a job or get into a university.

Being commonwealth does help but it still can be tough without a job lined up or marriage. Common law, I believe you need to live with the person for at least 2 years, do you not?

A student visa is probably your best and easiest bet to get your foot in the door. (Might I suggest Enlgish)

or you could show up in Halifax harbour in a crate and claim refugee.

 

learning how to type or write coherently is a big bonus btw

 

the british education system isn't so good these days for the peasants, hence the mispelling. i've met many uni graduates from angleterre who couldn't even pronounce words properly let alone spell them. i moved from britain many years ago and thank my lucky stars i did. if you go to a private school there's a better chance for some sort of education but then again one must never confuse arrogance for knowledge.

 

ones extreamly dyslexic and id agree this contrey goen to the shit hoel i am dyslexic and dyspraxic so 2 reasonn why i cant spell or type properly half the time take to much damn effort to compensate for my sevearly bad hand eye co ordination and i knwo what u mean abotu cant even prnouce words *points at the chavs(hoodie wearign fiends with the burberry caps) on the corner of my street* but yeh i agree the education system here sucks but i got bullied alot and could concntrate on school due to that and th fact my learning difficulties help me back alot but ive learnt to cope with all the harsment tha ti get and just say FUCK U AL WHO DARE TAKE THE PISS i just try to be a friendly guy and get it shot back in the face cos m ugly and well yeh simple anser retarded

 

just make sure you get someone to check your spelling on any applications then for ya

 

They use a point system. I'm not a hundred percent sure what the threshold/values are, but you get points for speaking English and/or Frech, education, skills (particularly ones that are in demand), money, marriage, etc.

 

the first step you can take is to strive

if you have difficulty you must examine every letter and word, check it with a dictionary. you will find given time like any skill, that you will become better but you must try, you must concentrate and give everything you have.

start small.

i have had many set backs in my life but the thing i discovered is that you must think and learn and hone your mind body and soul. by examining every word you will hone your skill.

hippyland will be a great place to hone your skills