Wanted

Discussion in 'Help Wanted' started by XsameXoneXotherX, Nov 13, 2010.

  1. XsameXoneXotherX

    XsameXoneXotherX Banned

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    Looking for who all is willing to be paid fronter guards (in other words, fake guards that can scare off bad guys).

    Tasks include:

    Being on call.
    Carrying paintball guns.
    Wearing dark shades.
    Wearing life vests.
    Wearing army colored bandanas.
    Walking, Running, Standing, Sitting, Swimming, Driving.
    Making citizens arrests till the real cops come if needed.
    Talking over walkie talkies.


    The pay? You'd be making $23 dollars worth in food for 3 hour shifts a week. You must buy own gear.

    This job is not for making a decent living, but is to support any type of minor habbit you may have. You smoke? You drink? Then this may be all you need to support those habbits.

    You can in tun take the food and sell it for more which should get you well enough to further support any habbit you got. Food includes smokes, drinks, also.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    how they gonna support their habits?...by selling the 23$ worth of food?

    is there dealers out there who trade for food? lol
     
  3. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Is this for a festival or something?
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    that last line wasnt there when I posted :toetap05:
     
  5. AfricaUnite

    AfricaUnite Member

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    Straight trollin'
     
  6. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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  7. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Why don't we just cut out the middle man and you can pay me in meth. Don't you want me to be ON MY FUCKING TOES!!!!?

    HUH?!
     
  8. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    If these guys are supposed to scare off the "bad guys", who's gonna scare off the Feds?
     
  9. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Skip, please stop. You're scaring me when you talk about feds. :alien:



    j/k
     
  10. Mike31

    Mike31 Member

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    I think it means you are protecting some sort of drug dealers and they feed you and keep you high. No normal person is accepting this job unless theya re really bad off.
     
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