Wanna see my boobs?

(.Y.)

Aren't they so perky and cute?

Okay, now this is the part where you start sending me the compliments.

 

those must be fake!!!

 

Damn baby them things are huge and very nice lookin i wish i could suck them bad boys

 

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Whatever would make you say a thing like that?!? They're real, I swear. If they were fake my nipples would be higher up, like my friend's boobs.....
(·Y·) <--- My friend's boobs (tight & fake)

(.Y.) <--- My boobs (soft & real)

See the difference?

Everyone needs to say thank you to my "friend" for exposing herself for this highly educational comparison.

 

those are the best looking titts i have evr seen in my life i would be flashing them to if i had a set like that

 

(xYx)


i was so disgusted by this blatant exhibitionism that i felt compelled to provide a censored picture of my boobs, more suitable for family viewing

 

Watch it the FCC!!!!

 

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\ [ O ] . . . [ .. .. .[ O ] ... . . ./
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mine are bigger!!damn it i give up. their loppsided ok

 

dude u actually had me going that i would be seeing some chicks boobs wen i opened this thread

 

That's not censored, that's kinky

and besides, you know you love them. ooh, la la.

They're just jealous.

And meishka, I'd see the doctor about that if I were you. Or perhaps my "friend", who's boobs I showed above, can refer you to her plastic surgeon.

 

whoa!! if you look really hard, they do look like big boobs. you got some nice ones there

 

(.Y.) \. ./



Why do men have nipples anyways?

 

Oooh, looky here at what someone added to my reputation points.....

"Does yopur Pussy taste like marmalade?"

Fess up, you fiend!

 

wtf?! lol. by the way what is marmalade? and no it wasnt me, i havent added any reputation points to anyone since I first came here

 

marmalade is like a jam, made with orange peels. it's really good on toast

 

lol, someone added to mine.....

"i would like to cordially invite you to spank my monkey"

you shouldn't spank monkeys you know - its better to sit them down and explain what they did was wrong...

 

a very good question

but now let me show you my boob chart

(@)(@) (very big nipples, possibly breastfeeding)
($)($)- chaching! implants baby
(%)(%) one too many nipples
(^)(^) pinched too hard
(*)(*) very perky
(( boobies with tassles
)) robot boobies

enjoy

 

HAHAHA, I laughed my ass off when I saw those. SOOOO realistic.

 

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Those are mine. More than a hand full is a waste.

 

haha. that's what everyone with small breasts says. it's kinda funny. don't worry, i think the small ones are great.