wanna know a secret?

so do i.

 

Well, if anyone told someone a secret, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore, now would it?

 

I can't believe I fell for that, but since you want to know a secret, can you keep a secret?

 

me too...


whatever that means

 

yes, can you?

and i feel like im walking into a trap now.....

 

A bear trap!

har har har...

 

when people tell me secrets, i usually forget what they told me in a matter of minutes..

 

Next to listening keeping secrets is what I do best.

 

haha gawd haha if i was stoned i bet i would find that amazingly funny hahaha but i still laughed anyway

 

I take it you're good at being a silent partner. Your name's not Bob, is it?

 

Kind of like....

*points to wall*

"Is that a fucking tree, man?"

"No, that's not a fucking tree!"



Hahaha that's the best when you're stoned

 

haha yah i guess it was one of those moments that you had to be there for! hahaha

 

i have lots of secrets, whats in it for me if i tell one?

 

$4.19. That's all I've got in my pockets right now.

 

uuum....*looks around* i'll be your friend forever haha ( i remember when kids would tell me that all the time when i was a kid as a way to bribe me)

haha you should just tell me just to get it off your chest....cuz you know you wanna tell someone ...

 

lol uhmmmm those were pretty lame trades but yeah my secrets arent very interesting if you dont know me anyways...

 

i know haha its okay tho, maybe one day i'll have an exciting secret to share with you too and then we can be cool like that....or...yah whatever...k, im gonna shut up now.

 

haha i have a secret...i wear depends...shhhh, dont tell anyone..

 

oooh oooh you too?

 

hahaha yeah, you do too...oh girl, you have to try the scented ones with the extra leakage protection..