Wanna gain weight

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  1. Indiansexchatting

    Indiansexchatting Members

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    Hey there,
    I masturbate from age of 14 and now I'm 17 due to this I have become thick and less attractive, how can I gain weight and make my body attractive?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Yes You Have Indeed Become "Thick And Less Attractive"......And It's All "Between Your Ears"...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  3. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member HipForums Supporter

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    I don't particularly want to talk about your masturbation, @Indiansexchatting. Maybe you should think of another way to open the conversation, sir.
     
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  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you jacked off for 3 straight years and your dick got thick with callouses, so you want to get fatter so your dick blends in better? i guess you just need to eat more, or maybe take up drinking.
     
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  5. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    When you open a thread thinking you’re about to help somebody out only to read the post, finding out it’s a huge fn waste of time. :expressionless:
     
  6. Captain Scarlet

    Captain Scarlet Lifetime Supporter

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    Join a gym and work out under the supervision of an instructor . Eat healthily . Again your instructor may be able to advise on the calories you will need. It will require a lot of work and commitment .

    The rationale behind this is to increase your muscle mass which will add to your weight( muscle is heavier than fat) and at the same time make your body more attractive . My 19 year old son who is a 6ft bean pole has just started a similar programme at the local gym .

    The wrong way would be to binge at your local burger bar as this would just make you fat.

    Good luck
     
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  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    OP wants to gain weight, not lose it!

    He must be from one of those regions where fat bodies are regarded as the ideal (usually poorer regions)
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    working out at the gym doesn't automatically mean weight loss. look at these fatties: Dude benches 740 pounds

    i was skin and bones most of my life until i started working out a few years ago; now i'm that plus an additional 25 pounds of muscle.
     
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  9. Captain Scarlet

    Captain Scarlet Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly - That was the point I was making . That is what the OP needs to do .
     
  10. lion1978

    lion1978 The King

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    so you wanked for 26.280 straight hours, that alone has to be some kind of a record.
    want to get more attractive, I'd say stop wanking and start lifting (weights that is), but then again I don't exactly know what your definition to attractive is, therefore your question can not be properly answered since you've left out some significant details.
     
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  11. Captain Scarlet

    Captain Scarlet Lifetime Supporter

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    I am just going to add further and its not too dissimilar to a comment I made on another thread .

    Some singles in general need to take an interest in themselves and make themselves better than their competition . It can be through getting fit ,losing or gaining weight , grooming and just taking a bit of pride in themselves . They have to "love" themselves first before they can expect somebody else to take an interest in them.
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    OP Created This Thread On July 9th......Made One Post.... And Hasn't Been Seen Since...???..:smile:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  13. Captain Scarlet

    Captain Scarlet Lifetime Supporter

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    It doesn't mean he isn't lurking around and reading .

    And then there are of course others that may be in a similar situation albeit not the masturbation references .
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    apparently OP already did too much of that.
     
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  15. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    I come back in the family from time to time only to find increasingly difficult to have any meaningful exchange because it seems we have an infestation of bloody pillocks here. Either this or I'm becoming an old grumpy bastard with a short temper
     
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  16. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Masterbation makes you myopic, fat, and stupid explaining the state of the world today. However, Disney is now working with the porn industry on virtual solutions to all our problems. I suggest the first constructive effort you can make towards a solution, is to join the Mickey Mouse Club!
     
  17. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Spelling is covered under myopia, everything looks better at arm's length, making dictionaries pointless.
     
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  18. How did he become thick from masturbating...and now he wants to gain weight? Maybe when he said thick he meant thin. Which would make more sense, because masturbation should cause you to lose weight. You lose at least ten pounds from dropping your load, you stop eating, and you start vomiting up anything you do eat.
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you should consider a career in porn.
     
  20. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    Eat like an American. You'll be morbidly obese within months.
     

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