wanking tips

I need help. Although i have been wanking since i was eight, i still haven't bothered experimenting techniques. My girlfriend also likes jerking me off but only in the same way... can anyone give me any tips that they've found soooo amazing that i've just got to try???

 

Get the tip of ur penis and and swiftly slice the bottom with a razor. then gently caress the laceration with salt on your fingers. Then you can put salt on the tip of your penis and jerk off....it feels great

 

Wrap your dick in bacon then go to an animal shelter.

Seriously, just stick a finger in your butt and you're set.

 

lmao that is too funny

 

Depends on your length. Are you a one hander or a two hander?
Rubbing your crank with sand paper first would be interesting.

 

why do u ppl have to say that now i cant jerk off with those thoughts in my head

 

Belt sander - concurr'd.

 

lol why dont you just go further with your girlfreind. I bet the handjobs wouldnt be boring if you got DON DON DON.....head. Or like toolmaggot said just stick a finger up da butt and go from there.

 

hahahaha finger in the butt.

 

I am not a man but I understand that the sensation is greater if you first pound your meat with a tenderizer as you would a $3 steak.

 

hey... and don't forget the hot sauce... hot sauce on tender meat um ummm.