Walmart now selling LSD laced meat.

But is it grass-fed?

http://www.kgwn.tv/news/national/he...28481.html?device=phone#.UxtL9xuXI-E.facebook

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=484373&f=528

 

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That family should be locked up for using illegal drugs.
No excuses, no circumstances. Illegal is illegal.

 

:rofl:

 

Almost...but not quite....as good of news as when I found out that all I needed to do to find some percasets was to look in my Excedrin bottles.

 

That sounds really weird. Did they not cook the meat before they ate it? I would imagine the cooking process would pretty much destroy the LSD. Maybe I'm wrong.

 

LSD is probably one of the least harmful things you'll find in meat purchased from Walmart.

 

^Lol pretty much!

I looked into this apparently forensics did indeed confiscate their stove and find lsd, however I believe this was just a shabby attempt at finding a reason to sue or otherwise be compensated by a corporation to make this go away.
Just like all the people "burned" by coffee at fast food places... Before you drink coffee step 1... check temperature... One lady apparently even found a finger in her chili at wendys, sued, and got away with it for over a year before she was found to be a liar.


But on the lsd meat yeah apparently the man and his wife n kids called 911 because they "felt ill" his wife was even 9 months pregnant and had her baby while tripping if I remember reading right... (how beautiful) but yeah. I also don't think lsd is stable enough to survive an oven. Shit cant even survive the sunlight for long who knows though. Baby was healthy too from reports btw. Probably Albert Hoffman reincarnated lol

 

i'm sure it was actually nbome.

 

No, it was actually Miprocin, and the meat turns out to be pork.

 

If you guys'll excuae me, I've gotta run to walmart real quick.

 

I've got to run to Walmart to purchase some grape drink with my EBT card.

 

Don't act like you don't shop at Walmart with the rest of the flock.

 

Conspiracy theory. Youve all heard about the issue at Target with all the hijacked debit card numbers.. There business suffered by like 50% compared to last year i remember reading on the news. (who knows) Maybe this is an attempt to even their tides.. Target steals your debit/credit cards. Walmart laces your food with psychedelics. Which one is more scary america?!?

Although on the real tripping on acid would be quite an expierence when you have no clue what is youve taken other than a walmart steak lol... I would indeed be thinking i finally lost it lol wouldnt call the hospital I would still have enough sense to know their the last people who are going to know what the hell to do about it lol

Suppose i would just put on some music.. Light some candles.. Make a pitcher of kool-aid... Sit back and think about what im going to do for the rest of my.... infinite life?

 

Maybe walmart will start the revolution by dosing their customers.

 

I seriously try to avoid it. I only use walmart as a one stop shop to buy drug manufacturing paraphernalia and maybe beer at like 5am lol

However if they dont put a lid on this.... Psychedelics in their meats business.... I will be turning into Walmarts #1 customer and a carnivore

 

A Walmart Neighborhood Market recently opened near me. The wife told me they had a good gluten free section, so I checked it out.
I will admit I was rather surprised and impressed with the quality, variety and prices.
Don't care for their corporate business practices, but hey, I gotta feed my family and they have decent shit at decent prices, plus I might get lucky and find a psychedelic steak.

 

And this is how the world works... It's like watching that Southpark episode except in real life.

 

Do you?