Wake up Issue

So, I am having this particular issue from at least last 5 years or so. Rather I should say 10 years or so. I have never been able to wake up on my own even on a single occasion. My mom always wakes me up in the morning irrespective of what time I have to leave for the office. I have tried everything, cell phones, alarms, automated systems, but nothing works for me and the alarm keeps ringing and I keep sleeping until and unless someone comes and screams gives me a couple of jerks. I now really feel obsessed with this habit of mine and I want to get rid of this. Any ideas are welcomed. Please help me as to what should I do regarding this?

 

Drink a lot of water before going to sleep. You will have to get up to pee eventually...

Also...have you thought of going to a sleep clinic? You may have sleep apnea which is causing you to get terrible sleep and making you more tired.
CPAP machines work wonders, a few of my family members have them.

 

I have tried this actually because it was recommended by the physician since my body was lacking water. But it didn't make a difference since I had to get up and pee twice or thrice during the night but the situation remained the same in the mornings.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ-l5PlDa-k"]Worlds Biggest Alarm Clock - YouTube

 

I don't need an alarm clock. If I want to wake up at three or four or any specific time all I have to do is tell myself what time I want up and I will wake up within a few minutes of that time.

 

What? Really? How come you do this? Did you develop this habit on your own? If I can do this, I will be the happiest man on the earth.

 

I have always had a good ability to know what time it is without seeing a clock. Usually I am within ten minutes of what the actual time is. I guess I just have a good internal clock.

 

Wonder what its like to fuck on that thing..

 

When you got to bed. Slightly tap your head on the pillow the amount of hours you want to sleep to arise. So you tap 1 and then tap 2 and so on for the amount of hours, so if you tap 7 then you will wake up in 7 hours time.

 

I am impressed, I am really impressed indeed. But do you think this habit can be developed. I think no, at least no for a person like me.

 

Seriously? I hope you are not joking, do you do this yourself or have you heard this from someone else?

 

All you can do is give it a try. It might take a few times to get there and then again it may never happen.

 

Okay, so I will have to try this one out. My internal clock won't let the clock make 7 am, lol......

 

i just sleep on my stomach and let my morning wood wake me up every hour

 

Whatever you say Kramer.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8xCpSy9em0"]Seinfeld: Kramer's Mental Alarm Clock - YouTube

 

OMG, my stomach would ache and I will be hurt, lol....

 

I did it a long time ago. It did seem to work. It might have just been my natural sleeping pattern. I don't know if it will work' for you, but I'm not the only person to try it.
http://www.familyfirsthypnosis.com/turn-on-your-mental-alarm-clock
I'm the opposite - I've never needed an alarm clock.

 

Oh, very new information. I love such information which is so much new to me, Thanks so much for sharing this and adding to my knowledge.

I will definitely try this one out too.

 

Pretty much what I do except for the head banging part.

 

That too, definitely. ^