wait a second...

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by cerridwen, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    A guy is talking to God and asks, "Hey, God? What does 100 million
    years seems like to you?"

    God answers, "One hundred million years? That's like a second to me."

    Then the man asks, "Hey God? What's 100 million dollars seem like to you?"

    And God answers, "One hundred million dollars? It seems like a penny to me."

    So the guy says, "Hey, God, could I borrow a penny?"

    And God answers, "Sure, just wait a second".
     
  2. SvgGrdnBeauty

    SvgGrdnBeauty only connect

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    hehe....cute.
     
  3. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    so the six days it took to God to manifest creation was about 12 billion years
     
  4. chikkychappy

    chikkychappy Member

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    Probably. But note that the conversation was unbiblical while the 6 days issue is.
     
  5. Sunburst

    Sunburst Fairy

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    That's friggin awesome! lmao I love it:)
     
  6. Ayesha

    Ayesha Member

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    Hahahahahahaha!!! That was very nice!!!
     
  7. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    How do you know which day is which when there's no day and night to separate one from the next? is it one of mercury's days or earth's days or pluto's days? Each planet has drastically different lengths to their days... is it a 24 hr day? How do you know? God didn't invent watches yet....
     

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