A guy is talking to God and asks, "Hey, God? What does 100 million years seems like to you?" God answers, "One hundred million years? That's like a second to me." Then the man asks, "Hey God? What's 100 million dollars seem like to you?" And God answers, "One hundred million dollars? It seems like a penny to me." So the guy says, "Hey, God, could I borrow a penny?" And God answers, "Sure, just wait a second".