has a one armed 48 year old stripper who has severe stretch marks a botched c-section scar, and really droopy boobies.... she likes to dance to " journey "and enjoys an ice cold big bear beer... If you're ever out that way, be sure to stop in and see a show....it's something you won't soon forget
I didn't personally see her, I heard about her from some friends...I am putting it on my list of things to do before i die though, hahah... AND, it does sound like a fictional character doesnt it?! i refused to believe it, but after awhile I knew they weren't kidding...reminds me of a skit on snl or madtv or somethin right?!
gotta do somethin to feed these little ankle biters since your sorry ass left us to travel with the circus...you know....you're not the only bearded lady in the world, they'll end up replacing you too