a year ago, my mom suddenly decided that i was pregnant off my boyfriend who was almost 5 years older than me (who i had not been doing anything, and i mean anything, with). she just walked up to me and was like, "you're pregnant, aren't you!" and i just said,... "YES!! time to go start another religion!!" and ran out the door. yeah, i never let her live that one down. and my boyfriend got a kick out of it too. any more good stories??
Cant beat a virgin pregnancy, but here's my story. I was at work when a law enforcement type came in my office and handed me a envelope and said "you've been served". It was the court documents informing me I was being sued in a paternity suit, involving a short time girl friend and her infant child. I appeared in court at the stated time, the judge asked if I had a lawyer, I said "no", and asked to approach the bench. I handed the papers I had brought to the judge, he asked me a couple of questions then told me to take my seat. He dismissed the case. Then asked my ex-girlfriend why should would try to sue, knowing I had a vasectomy 9 years befor our relationship. She said that the real father is a bum and Dennis (me) has a good job. Well the judge and I looked at each other, smiled and shook our heads........
That has actually had a chance for failure too. There are rare cases of it not working mostly in past to not being done correctly so it could have happend but its alot more likely what did happen to you! Thank god for the ol DNA
Yank: Those papers I handed to the judge were.#1 Receipt of the procedure #2 Lab results, 2 weeks after the procedure, sperm count, Zero. #3 Lab results , 3 days befor court, sperm count Zero. Saved by a NO sperm count......
hte even more psycho thing about this was i was 15, about 5'2" weighed less than 100 lbs, and my mom also believed that i weighed too much to be not pregnant. a BMI index proved that i was underweight. my family still thinks i need to lose weight, and it's been about a year, 2 inches, and 15 lbs later.
That is the reason why today's youth is so obsessed with being underweight. I'm not insenuating anything about your family because I don't know all the facts, but that's messed up.
I bet you're beautiful. My mom has always made little quips about my weight... I'm 5'5" and a little over 120.. she is constantly comparing me to everyone else in the family, especially a 110lb, 5'7" 14 year old girl. Apparently, she is the beauty ideal and i do not add up. My boyfriend's family just spent a day trying to convince him that he should break up with me because i'd do anything to get out of my house, including tricking him into getting me pregnant. What the hell? First off, i am absolutely paranoid about getting pregnant, and we have sex MAYBE once a month. Agh.
uh...you both are really slim. Maybe it's bone structure or muscle mass or something...but I weigh a lot more than you and don't consider myself fat. Neither does anybody else, and trust me my family (mostly my aunt) is the type who tells one of us if we're getting chubby. sounds like your mothers are being cruel, because I don't see how a 120 lb 5'5" person could be considered anything but slim.
Dude...with all the samples you've been donatin, your name should be YANK! Well, I suppose you could have offered to give the judge a fresh sample...hehe Stay loose, bro
lol ahah my mom would kill me ahah. I sure got a kick out of it. WWell i guess my story would be when i was 15 and a half i gave my b/f a blowjob...my period was supposed to come like a week after that but it didnt. I started to freak out and told him i was prego and he laughed at me and said we hadnt had sex so how the hell could i be prego....but i wasnt sure so i went to the clinic and got a test done....just to find out i was just having irregular periods. After that i read up all i could about sex and pregnancy and all that shit just to make sure it would never happen again.
