Venting

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by GoogleIsMyGod, May 23, 2005.

  1. GoogleIsMyGod

    GoogleIsMyGod Member

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    A rather comic situation, I suppose........
    OK...so my mom threw out her knee last night, so she went to the doctor's office this afternoon, about 2:15. My sister gets off the bus at 3:10, so my mom told me to go down to the road (I live at the end of a very long driveway) to pick her up. So about three-ish I go look for the truck key (the only car my parents like me driving without them present), but it isn't there. I don't have much time, so I'm rushing around, looking for the key. Then I remember the maxima, the car we're about to sell, so I look for it's key, and I find it, but the battery is dead. So, desperate at this point, I jump on the riding lawn mower and ride down to the end of the .7 mile long driveway, which took FOREVER. So I get down there, and there's the lady across the street waiting for her kid. The bus comes, it's SWELTERING outside, and my sister doesn't get off the bus. I'm panicking. And then I remember: my sister has horseback riding today-she wasn't supposed to ride the bus. I'm so peeved. But then the mailman comes right behind the bus, so I made it look like that was the whole reason I was down there. So I'm riding along, reading the mail, almost driving into the pond. I'm almost at the shed where we keep the lawnmower and I realize I'm going way too fast, put on the brakes, but I'm on cruise-control and it doesn't help. And I run into a tree! I'm on a fucking lawn mower, the damn thing goes 5 miles an hour, and I lose control and I run into a tree. Now the mowing deck is fucked up and my parents are going to be fuming...and great, on top of that, I just realized there are ticks on me from the trees I ran under. AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    *cues violin music*
     
  3. GoogleIsMyGod

    GoogleIsMyGod Member

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    I didn't get enough sleep last night. And I'm PMS'ing. And my cat is in the way of the keyboard. I'm a bitch today.
     
  4. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    poor you....sounds like a winning situation
     
  5. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    I am sorry but I laughed.
     
  6. GoogleIsMyGod

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    lol...a day later, when I'm not in such a bad mood, it is rather funny. And my mother and I fixed the mowing deck...hehe, she thinks it was her who did the damage to it...said she hit a rock the day before, that was prolly what did it. I laughed inside.
     
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