An ex GF of mine used a cucumber a few times. She put a condom on it first and it worked really well for her. And me, very shortly afterwards
She also let it warm up first from when it had been in the fridge. In the UK, they often come in a plastic vacuum wrapper which she removed as soon as she took it from the fridge. Then she let it warm up and then she applied the condom.
I suppose it depends on your own body (size etc) whether a carrot, cucumber or courgette would work best for you. Try them all, I say
Yep, If I owned a pussy, I would certainly try corn. (I may try it with a condom first in case, otherwise, any bits might detach and stay inside).
My ex used corn with a condom she she would moan really loud she loved the way the corn felt and it made her cum really hard
I am not a woman, but I have often used veggies including carrots, cucumber,s and eggplants in different sizes. The rectum is a one-way tube so shoving and keeping any object in is hard and one needs to pay attention to make them ready to insert easily. I boil the veggies for 5 to 10 minutes to get them a little softer and warm. When the temperature of boiled veggies comes down to the body's temperature I add some water-based lub to make their surface lubricated to move in and out easily. It is a little easier to shove veggies into the vagina because there is no tight sphincter in the vagina, so inserting veggies into the vagina is much easier than the rectum. You can start from the smallest to the biggest one, particularly for the Chinese eggplant that is straight and even thick, Lol.
When I use a cucumber, I carefully carve a nice helmet on one end, put in hot water in BR sink to warm it; once in bed (on a towel!), I use LOTS of lube (including up inside with a lube-shooter), and take it very slow & easy, lixuriating in that first penetration for as long as it takes to get the head in with no discomfort at all, then reaching ever deeper with long, gentle strokes .... mmmmm!!!
well i brought a couple corn cobs a bannana and a cucmumer along with some condoms and the cahsier laughed at me so yeah!
I have used a cucumber before and wow it was awesome. So I hope you have fun jade I think you will love it I did .