valentines day poems?

rosees are red
violets are blue
the bucket is empty and so is your head

 

you messed it up

it goes:

roses are red
violets are blue
enjoy your oatmeal
i filled it with poo

 

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
enjoy your food
i sneezed in your bread

 

roses are red
cadavers are dead
fuck this thread
and give me some head.

 

Roses are green
Violets are red
Someone spiked the water
I think it's the lead!!

:willy_nilly:

 

roses are red
violets are blue
it's valentine's day
so suck my cock

I wish I could take credit for that but it was actually written on a valentine's day card I got last year

 

I don't give a shit about the day
we're gonna end up fuckin anyway
you say that you love me, I doubt that its true
cuz if you did, you'd let me ass fuck you
i'm tired of your lame old ****
bitch just give me what I fucking want
I promise I'll be gentle, and use lots of lube
I promise it will hurt less than a punch in the boob
When I pull out, your mouth it will go in
so I can watch your shit and my cum dribble down your chin

 

Did it work?

 

Valentines Day...
Is rather Gay...
I'd rather die of a stab in the face...
It's such a disgrace...
I like food...
My hands smell weird..
I have a jolly rancher stuck in my hair..

Sorry, couldn't think of anything at the end so started typing out facts...

 

I hunted for more.
Tons, tons.
Keeping my future coming,
shut, that's the word.

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry I farted yesterday,
I bought you a box of strawberries.

 

Strapped, flow, dicksuck. then drink.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
but people say I have lots of other good qualities

 

Came stopped with the cram.
Visage. Take that.

 

roses are red...
violets are blue...
i bought this baby CASH!
off some ******, or jew...

*Edited for grammer...sorry...

 

Slender that profile.
Make with the dark.
Wake.
Faint.
I see myself in you.

 

Topical substance.
Fault your own.
See, scent.
Why?

 

Cruel view to the surrounding population.
Filter your response, she may care.