valentines day poems?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by marysoul, Feb 13, 2009.

  1. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    rosees are red
    violets are blue
    the bucket is empty and so is your head:):):)
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

    you messed it up

    it goes:

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    enjoy your oatmeal
    i filled it with poo
  3. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    the roses are wilting
    the violets are dead
    enjoy your food
    i sneezed in your bread
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    roses are red
    cadavers are dead
    fuck this thread
    and give me some head.
  5. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Roses are green
    Violets are red
    Someone spiked the water
    I think it's the lead!!

  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    it's valentine's day
    so suck my cock

    I wish I could take credit for that but it was actually written on a valentine's day card I got last year
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I don't give a shit about the day
    we're gonna end up fuckin anyway
    you say that you love me, I doubt that its true
    cuz if you did, you'd let me ass fuck you
    i'm tired of your lame old ****
    bitch just give me what I fucking want
    I promise I'll be gentle, and use lots of lube
    I promise it will hurt less than a punch in the boob
    When I pull out, your mouth it will go in
    so I can watch your shit and my cum dribble down your chin
  8. beanbag

    beanbag Member

    Did it work?
  9. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Valentines Day...
    Is rather Gay...
    I'd rather die of a stab in the face...
    It's such a disgrace...
    I like food...
    My hands smell weird..
    I have a jolly rancher stuck in my hair..

    Sorry, couldn't think of anything at the end so started typing out facts...
  11. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    I hunted for more.
    Tons, tons.
    Keeping my future coming,
    shut, that's the word.
  12. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sorry I farted yesterday,
    I bought you a box of strawberries.
  13. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    Strapped, flow, dicksuck. then drink.
  14. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't rhyme
    but people say I have lots of other good qualities
  15. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    Came stopped with the cram.
    Visage. Take that.
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    roses are red...
    violets are blue...
    i bought this baby CASH!
    off some ******, or jew...

    *Edited for grammer...sorry...
  17. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    Slender that profile.
    Make with the dark.
    I see myself in you.
  18. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    Topical substance.
    Fault your own.
    See, scent.
  19. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

    Cruel view to the surrounding population.
    Filter your response, she may care.

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