vagina.

penis. i need cock.

 

I have a cock

 

I raise a Ball.

Gin!

 

Hmm what? Do you need my services?

 

indeedy-doody

 

I lucky have had alot of sex lately but today none for me I am sick. Want me to send someone over for you ?

 

Cock? Well, I have a rooster named Frank. you can borrow him just promise to give him back

Edit- damn! I just noticed that someone made a similar joke Fuck!

 

Normaly I charge, but seeing as it's you...

 

your my husband, i should be charging you. but since i love you......:X lets get out the whips and chains!

 

Oooh going straight to the whips and chains this time!

 

How fucking stupid it makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!

"Want a viper, want some money, want to play, like my body?"


Haha.

 

The strange thing about Anna Nicole is everyone wanted to see less of her so I guess when she lost 500 pounds everyone got they're wish. Now that she is skinny again, I want to see more of her again.

 

I always wanted to see her choke on a funyun... I didn't get mine...