you'd never have to worry about getting your dick back because as the old saying goes "with a vagina I can get all the cock I want"
I'd swear off masturbation for that day and just look for some good dick. I want to know if there really is such a thing as "too big"
Id be terribly confused as to why i had a vagina out of now where.. This would most likely baffle me and cause me to question my sanity.
If I could somehow spend the beginning of the day on a period and then the 2nd half of the day only spotting and physical discomfort/pain goes away I'd go for that, probably masturbate and all that jazz a lot. Probably take advantage of being able to tease, lie and be an ass without consequence for the day too.
I think it's obvious by my previous post i'm currently getting no action with a penis so this is a very good idea.
Wait a minute, it just occurred to me that, in this scenario, I'd finally have a chance with SlayerFan!!! xD
Get my post flagged in the casual encounters section of Criagslist. Wait. wait, wait, wait. I'd have.. I'd look exactly the same minus the dick, plus the vagina? What a mess. I wouldn't even bother trying to get layed, considering that I'm a freak of nature for a day. It would just be another lonely day full of masturbation. *sigh* No real change.