vacation's over bitches, i'm outta the basement!

that's right, you pack o' whores...my teeth are stronger than their rat-like size would imply.

 

Oh shit.

 

Where did you find the keys?

I thought I hid them well.

 

your teeth are as big as rats!? i don't think i could fit one rat in my mouth, let alone 30 some of them...

 

So you came outta the basement, started a thread, got us all interested, and then left the thread to die?

 

Did you do your chores? *taps feet*

 

Ignoring your audience can only make their hunger increase for a little while, then they will start to get drunk and swing from the rafters.

 

it's ok everyone, don't worry. i've got her back in the pit.

 

why back in the pit?
i was hoping for some hot action!

 

duh... it's the jello pit

 

sorry, outta practice. got used to not being on the internet.

 

Maybe she was too busy plotting an elaborate revenge?
I was in on this 'lock you in the basement' scheme too KC, and as revenge, i will allow you to smother me with your bossoms.

 

I KNEW IT! traitors, all of you. death by breast!

 

Yaaayyy!!!

 

i just wanted your kegerator

 

well, the garage is wide open. pfft. you should know this by know. i lure all my victims in with free beer. how could you not know that?

 

And if they've quit drinking?

 

then, clearly, they're not my victims. they're somone else's.

 

Free beer! Why didn't you say so!:cheers2:

 

Then they're probably not fun enough to invite over any more.