Used Sex Toy

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by luckwld16, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. luckwld16

    luckwld16 Member

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    My wife purchased a dildo awhile back, but it's WAY too big. She's only "used" it once. Does anyone know if there's a place where someone can sell used sex toys? Seems like a waste of money to just sit and collect dust if it's never going to be used. Even more to throw away.
     
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    craigslist
     
  3. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Hell you might get more for it since it has been used.
     
  4. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No, but you could take it and throw it into a crowd of people somewhere. Watching them scatter would be funny.
     
  5. Rocky and Trish

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    I went to a yard sale and the woman had a goup of them (used) for sale. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
     
  6. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    No I'm pretty sure they need to be thrown out or sent to a recycling center place for plastics or something.

    It can always be used a decor piece in the master bedroom...
     
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    leaves in convenience store microwave , on a bun.. :mickey:
    put some condiments on it.. :2thumbsup:
     
  8. AmyBeachGirl

    AmyBeachGirl Member

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    I wonder what a group of Dildos is called.
     
  9. Aerianne

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    Dildi?
     
  10. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Put it in a strap-on harness on your head and chase people around int the street like a charging Rhyno.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  11. tricky69

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    dildot ?
     
  12. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Or go hang it in a park somewhere. But before you do that ya gotta ripen it up some.
     
  13. Lady-Lover

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    It must be a flange of dildos.
     
  14. His Eden

    His Eden Queen of Mean

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    Keep it in the nightstand and use it for self defense if someone breaks in. :beatdeadhorse5:

    I don't know what disturbs be more; someone selling a used dildo, or the likelihood that someone would actually buy a used dildo. :ack2:
     
  15. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    I'd say selling is worse.

    The ones who are buying, might just intend to use it as a prank item among friends, KNOWING not to use it on themselves because it's used.
     
  16. happypills

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    I'd have to buy the used dildo at the garage sale so I could used it for Orsin's suggestion of putting it in a bun and leave it in the micro at a convenience store!! Just too funny not to try!! I laughed my ass off at that post!! Thanks Orsin!!
     
  17. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    Dildi is good as the plural of dildo. The collective pronoun (like pride of lions or murder of crows) is up for grabs.

    Some suggestions:

    A smut of dildi

    A battery of dildi

    A penetration of dildi

    A lubrication of dildi.
     
  18. Aerianne

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    A stand of dildi

    A ream of dildi

    :smilielol5:
     
  19. GreenGreenGrassofHome

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    A drill of dildi

    A poke of dildi
     
  20. jimandjan

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    Use it for a hood ornament.
     
  21. xxaru

    xxaru Guru of Porn

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    There's never a need to buy a used dildo. They don't cost that much to begin with. But technically, as long as it's been washed after each use and kept clean and sanitary, there's really nothing wrong with it. It's just the mental aspect of thinking where they've been that grosses people out.
     

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