Urinating Into Container While Taking Number 2(Male)

Does anyone else do this? I mean, it makes perfect sense. You can therefore completely relax or contract all muscles in the
pelvic area, without having to worry about contract one group while trying to relax the other. There's no point in urinating
first because they'll always be a little bit remaining during the number 2! It's easier for females in this regard, because
they can just places both orifices over the area.

To make maximise convenience and comfort, I also have a towel which I use, so I won't have to sit on the cold toilet seat.
Any other toilet habits any of you want to share

 

I would consider this a finalist for dumbest thread ever

 

Yeah, its up there with taking a shit while inverted, taking an enema orally, or taking a piss in zero gravity



Hotwater

 

this is why i only shit in the shower.

 

doesn't op understand how a toilet works?

dude...you sit on the toilet[lid up] and do your business in whatever order...simultaneously.....first one then t'other....back and forth between the two repeatedly......whichever order....then there is no need for those nasty containers


ive been container free for decades...you should try it

 

The only positive I can see is if you were recently diagnosed with cancer.

Urotherapy or urine therapy has been known for centuries for fighting cancer. You can take it orally or have it injected into the site of the tumor.


Hotwater

 

http://youtu.be/xURefokg4JM

 

Then what's the point in having a toilet seat(if the lid's up)?

If you pee sitting down while taking a shit at the same time, you risk getting shit on your dick. You see I don't like for my dick to actually touch anything.

 

you're thinking of taking a shit while standing on your head.

i'm sure the ladies are thankful for this.

 

How in the world is that gonna happen? Just sit and shit, let your penis just dangle between your legs. It sure as hell ain't gonna hang all the way into the toilet.




Is it???

 

When doing overnight backcountry ski trips, I used to piss in an empty Nalgene bottle and then tuck it by my feet for warmth. I even saw a guy accidentally drink from the wrong bottle once.