I went to court last tuesday(7/8) for a posession ticket, and i was ordered to take a drug test prior to 7/15 and one more on 8/5. I am definitely going to fail the test tomorrow because its only been 7 days, and I was a multiple times daily smoker. What I want to know is are they really going to punish me for failing if I fail this one but pass the next? Or do I just have to pass the second one? Would it be a good idea to drink a lot of water and B vitamins tomorrow to make my pee dilute but yellow? Or is that considered tampering? I know I'm going to fail, and I don't know what to do about it.
My guess is they expect you to fail the first one (or would be surprised if you didn't fail. After all, they busted you for possession). So you fail it, then you tell them how this has opened your eyes to your habit and the poor choices you've made, and how you are changing your ways. Then for the next two weeks you lay off everything, join a gym, jog 5 miles a day, go vegan, kiss your mother every morning before school and call your grandma on weekends just to tell her you love her and miss her sugar cookies ... You pass the 8/5 test to prove you're a good little soldier, and it's all over. Lay back and smoke a bowl.
Real Large, that was exactly what I was thinking. I quit for this test coming up but tonight I decided I was going to fail anyways so I smoked, and I plan on smoking until two weeks prior and then I'm gonna get clean and pass that second one. Everything should be cool, and I'm blazed.
