Urgent, Is Xiola around?

Hey Emma I just need to know as soon as possible if Jamie is still meeting me and Ash in Glasgow. If you can get me his number too that would be helpful.

If he cant meet us in glasgow were fucked because I havent got a clue were anything is...

Cheers..

 

looks around forum at beanbags and doors to different worlds...
no dude, she's not here at the mo... try again soon.

 

erm...i have some kinda wierd news....i dont quite know how to put this into words....i wish there was an easier...an easier way to say this....

Emma...shes gone...gone through the interdimensional, galaxy spanning, nefarious loophole of the unknown! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

But luckily she should be back on the Internet sometime in the near future!

so everything is O K

 

if you really want her NOW, you can get her on this phone number,

0207473 - 03592357845423235463-23532789347835678924686275923586237547243658234673489283758349235 - 2387389234765837298361035865023487582389623509848234897345687234 - 238747898273568923465378

then follow the switchboard message, press 3, 6, 5, 3, 2, 6, 6, 4, 8, 3, 7, 5, 3, 8, 1, 6, 3, 7, 5, 8, 3, 5
then you might be connected....
it's worth a try.

 

lol i was reading that and getting very worried about what was coming next lol

 

Ahh Jaz how many times do I have to TELL you!

the actual number is:

0207473 - 03592357845423235463-23532789347835678924686275923586237547243658234673 489283758349235 - 23873892347658372983610358650234875823896235098482 34897345687234 - 238747898273568923465377

When you speak to the operator, tell em you know Mr Beautiful_Day...We had a holiday romance about 385 years ago on one of Saturns moons...She should help you find Emma then...

ahh the memories...

 

Okay.. I'm scared now.

I really hope he's still meeting us, 'cause to be honest I would rather not get lost in Glasgow. :|

 

me too, i hoped Emma would get back to me as fast as she could telling me if jamie is meeting us...if not then ill have to find out exactly what train we need to get, but i really dont want to be in glasgow, all those miles from home without an idea where anything is...

 

I have returned briefly from the land of the unknown. The reason for my visit; to inform you, Mr Darron, that I have sent you a PM.

 

I'm sorry if it's made things awkward, but unfortunately we're going to have to travel on the 5th instead. The Saturday. And come back on the 12th. :/ I'll explain at college, but it's all to do with the stupid terms and conditions of the special offer. >.<

 

Terms and conditions? pah....we didnt have any terms and conditions back in my day...it was all agreed on by words and an honest shake of the hand

 

ahh yes, i remember when interplanetary travel had wooden seats, don't you, rich?

 

The hitch hikers' guide to the galaxy says of wooden seats: mostly harmless, but bloody uncomfortable....

 

Wooden seats and Clingfilm windows which were crap quite frankly!