urban dictonary

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  1. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    urban dictonary 216 up, 57 down

    Urban Dictonary The site you are currently on made up of user submitted definitions of slang and somtimes meaningless words

    post a few of your favorite definitions on this website

    here are a few of my "slang" terms

    Headie
    A person or thing that falls in the same genre as dank, kind, or sharing characteristics of one that may be considered a 'hippie'. Things that are headie often cater to being easy going and put no stress on the individual enjoying the object.
    I just bought this headie bowl.

    rager

    A term used in the midwest to describe someone who is basically both a hippie and a raver, almost always a dealer of extremely hard to find psychedelics, wears a wrap, loves dubstep and bassnectar and also goes to schwagstock and carbondale alot, and is more than likely a member of the grateful dead family, but also hits up the warehouse party, but only when there's a suitable amount of dubstep. This person can get you the absolute best molly and shrooms in the world, but don't trust the "mescaline" or "rc's", and definitely don't trust the L or deemster unless you know for a fact that this person is down with the super heady business.
    Person 1: Don't trust those ragers over there.
    Person 2: What kind of god thought hippie-raver hybrid was a good idea anyway?
    Person 3: Dude, that rager just hooked me up with some 4-Aco-Mipt. Wicked!


    lol

    Gnarly McGnarlington
    The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.

    just add a few of your own, see what you can dig up. theres alot of really weird words on that site.
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    lampsticker...opposite of a stamplicker
     
  3. Telepath

    Telepath Banned

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    Cheesebread... pretty simple, it's cheese and a loaf of bread.

    Ah, I got out my creativity for the day.:daisy:
     
  4. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    is it sad i kinda miss hearing the word "headie" every 3 or 4 words :confused:

    :p
     
  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Hilariously good:

    CRISS ANGEL

    A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
    A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
    If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.

    Hilariously bad:

    CRISS ANGEL

    the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
    he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!


    girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
    girl2: criss angel mindfreak
    *girl one starts breathing frantically*
    g2: hey you okay?
    g1: NO take me to the hospital!
     
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    chadcr01 Senior Member

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    ;)

    the weather is finally breaking... we'll be back there soon enoough!!!
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i write on urban dictionary. it's pretty fun.
     
  8. rollingalong

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    i have never said the word 'headie'' out loud ever..in my life...seriously...i dont say it...i dont use it...i am unclear as to its use

    ....now?...head?....ya...i have said that word alot...but not 'headie''
     
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    floes Senior Member

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    1. Drunkawhorearus Rex


    that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor bastard in the room

    stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawhorearus rex lurking.
     
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    floes Senior Member

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    1. epiphanot

    An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.


    Larry: Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. (Jennings nods) This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--

    Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.

    Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?
     

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