unusual and unpleasant nude beach experience

I was sitting at the nude beach, trying to soak as much sun rays as possible because winter is close and there will be no opportunities for "nude outside relaxing" . No one around me, mild breeze gently touching my skin, air temperature was perfect, water still warm enough for swimming...

I felt great, so great I got instant boner (it still happens to me often in that kind of situations and it's not because I'm thinking of sex, it's more like being very excited for doing something that is considered to be a bit perverted in my part of the world, although I find nudism healthy and perfectly fine lifestyle).

Trouble is, after few minutes, my acquaintance (I met him at that beach) arrived, saw me and started chatting ( I mentioned him once in my other post) with me. I was incredibly embarrassed because I still had big boner so I tried to hide it (I sat down instantly, crossed my legs and turned away).
He pretended he didn't see it, but of course, he did.

After minute or two of meaningless chatting, he grabbed my cock!


Immediately I tried to get up and leave but he was holding it like his life depends on it so I sat down again and blurted something like: "Wtf is wrong with you, what are you doing, move your hand of my... thing!"

He moved his hand and responded quietly and calmly:"I only wanted to feel is it really big as it looks..."
After few awkward moments of silence I said that I have to go and left in a rush.

Well, maybe I should post this in true confessions section because I've experienced my first gay encounter.

I have to add that I'm not homophobic person at all, but he totally caught me by surprise because he's really nice straight acting older man with whom I've talked 2-3 times at that same beach...

If I run into him next time, I'll make sure there is always 1-2m gap between us.

Did anyone had similar experience?

 

BTDT. Dude- that is sexual assault. 1-2 m gap? Make it more like 100-150 m instead.

 

Eeek! thats called sexual assault. My worst experience on a nude beach was when a gang of drunken English dudes (really proud of my own eh!) walked on the beach and started kicking sand and insulting other naturists on the beach. I got up and confronted them and luckily i got backup from a group of Spanish naturists and after a couple of punches got thrown we saw them off the beach.......

 

you should have either

a - opened up your legs and let him fondle your genitals and do whatever he wanted to do and just relaxed

b - stabbed that faggot in the temple with your butterfly knife.

 

When Confronted With A Situation Like

This, You Simply Grab His Wrist, Move It Away, And Say Sorry Mate,

That Is Not My Scene....

Simple As....



Cheers Glen.

 

Although it could be labeled as sexual assault, I don't think it will cause any kind of long term trauma to me, after all, I'm a big boy and I've been through much more serious and dangerous situations in my life.

I already consider it funny anecdote for grandchildren. :sunny:

I like yours solution GLENGLEN, but he caught me off guard so i didn't react well.

 

Pretty extreme solutions. There's no "middle way" for you, is there?

 

There is one possible way, whilst fondling you, ejaculate then stab him in the temple......lol

 

You Come Across As Being Very Immature With Your Posts In This Thread.

I Have Formed A Mental Picture Of How Old You Are, Would You Care

To Confirm It....??



Cheers Glen.

 

British black humor

 

Aw c'mon i was having a laff, are you really that serious? My age is irrelevant, but my shoe size is 12.... :2thumbsup:

 

Now Iv'e Read It In The Morning Light, Tis Obvious

I Totally Missed The Humor, Sorry About That...



Cheers Glen.

 

GLENDA,you're getting grumpy,poppet-time to draw the cork from another bottle,bro.


[big hugz,honeybun]

 

No problem, glad you got morning light cos its frigging dark here lol.... :2thumbsup:

 

wife and i were at our local beach about 30km from the city, and although it is illegal to go nude on beaches in our state, this beach is about 5km long and one end of this beach has always been regarded as "clothes optional"

we usually take a 5m long by 750mm high cloth wind brake with us to peg into the sand around our little area to protect us from the wind, and from prying eyes as my wife doesnt like others seeing her nude.

one day we were laying there and out of the dunes popped a rather chubby guy in his late 50's wearing nothing but black rimmed glasses, who very calmly said hello to us, and proceeded to ask ME if i would like to join him for a bit of fun at the back of the sand dune ???

my wife (to my complete surprise) sarcastically replied that i could go with him but only if she could go with me to watch, and the poor bastard was so gob smacked he took off and we never saw him again

oddly enough, she doesnt like other people seeing her naked, but on this occasion she just stood up and openly displayed herself to him while she gave him her reply.

it was so funny, but kind of unpleasant for me, but his behaviour was nothing unusual for a nudist beach.

 

:rofl Good answer. I've always admired people who can quickly find witty response in awkward and unexpected situations..

Unfortunately, I'm not not one of those people.

 

well this episode at the local beach was about 3 or 4 years ago, and my wife is very much shy and inhibited when we go to nude beaches (inhibited in that she doesnt like being naked in front of lots of other people herself) and to be honest with you, i still cant believe that (1) she actually rolled over and stood up naked in front of this guy, and (2) came out with that reply, both of these 2 events were so totally not something she would normally do.

 

That guy really pissed her off.

Sometimes we don't know what are we able to do until we find ourself in certain situation.

 

If my wife would have been witty enough to do that, I would have come back with, "so you don't want me to crack him upside the head with my mace?"

 

Another dude's hand on my dong would result in immediate flaccidness. This would facilitate my need to piss on the bastard while I look him square in the eye.