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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Wiseman, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    I thought you might enjoy this brief story.

    So, I went over to my friend's house tonight, and so on and so on. And eventually, we decided to go out for a walk. And we walked for a little bit and talked and everything, and I was like "So I heard you were pretty wasted last night or something?" And he said "Yeah, I had a bad night." and we kept walking for a bit longer. And then he was like "I'll tell you a story if you promise not to laugh." I'm not someone who likes to break a promise, though, so I told him that I couldn't promise but I'd 'try my best to avoid it'.
    So he starts in...

    "Last night, I was super messed up, and I was pissed off and so I decided that I needed a cigarette. So I went out front with ... and we talked and smoked. I couldn't figure out what was going on, but for some reason, my cigarette tasted kinda weird. And then I got like two thirds of the way through it and went to put it out because I kept getting tobacco in my mouth, and I couldn't figure out why. After looking at it for a couple more minutes, I realized that it was upside-down and I had smoked through the whole filter without realizing it."

    So of course, as any respectable human would do, I burst in to uncontrollable laughter.

    The end.
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahahahahahahahahaha I've been fukt up enough to accidentally light the wrong end of a cigarette, but I've never been so fukt up that I smoked through the entire filter. That's legendary, homie.
     
  3. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    I've done that before but never got past the first drag.
    Kudos to him I guess?
     
  4. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Yeah. This was the first time that I've heard of anyone making it through the filter, let alone making it through without noticing it (though, not noticing it is probably what allowed the making-it-through to happen, so I don't know).
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    im gonna go smoke a cig now...
     
  6. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    haha, ive saved people from lighting the wrong sides before...funny moments when they thank you ahaha
     
  7. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    There needs to be a point where you stop saving them and let them learn their lesson the hard way.

    Of course, according the basic rules of karma, this means that I'm going to smoke a filter sometime in the near future, and my friends are just going to sit around and laugh quietly.
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Sometimes I act like I'm about to accidentally light the wrong end of a cigarette, and make it obvious, just to see if anyone will actually stop me before I do it. lol You'd be surprised how many people don't say shit. haha
     
  9. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Yeah. There are tons of people in the world that won't say anything when a guy is beating his girlfriend, or stuff like that. So I'm too surprised about the no-warning thing.

    I'd probably feel obligated to say something after a puff or two. I don't imagine that it's too good for your health.
     
  10. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    lol... good story..
     
  11. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    haha ive done that. never smoked thru the whole filter though.
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i ve done that too.
     
  13. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    I have never done it. I was just thinking about that the other day.
     
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