ungodly experience

Something just happened that I am hoping never ever happens to me again. It was horrible.

I just took a shower, got out and proceeded to shave while still naked. Maybe that was my first mistake I dont know. So I finished shaving, washed my face, and began to apply some after shave because I nikked a few spots on my neck. After rubbing it in for a few seconds I started to feel some sort of tingling/burning sensation on my man parts so I looked down. Apparently a whole shitload of this aftersahve stuff had dripped down or dripped out of the bottle and covered the area to the point almost the entire shaft was glistening with the alcohol-laden balm.

Right as I realized what was happening the fire began. My dick, was on FIRE. I yelled and jumped into the shower almost ripping the shower curtain and rod out of the wall and falling on my face in the process. Immediately I scrubbed the area for a few minutes which soothed it, but I swear to god that shit was about to give me a chemical burn.

Yes in the future I will be shaving with a towel around my waist to say the least.

Anybody else experience something ungodly today?

 

no, nothing ungodly today

but, damn that soiunds like it hurt

and exaxtly why i shave with the towel on at all times.

 

I masturbated with toothpaste once. Just once.

 

Yeah man towels from now on.

Biggen, gel or paste?

 

Hmmm...been many years...I think paste.

 

i'm very careful with what i put in that region

i was putting icy hot on my hamstring at a soccer game during high school...and the teacher i had a crush on was on the sidelines with us...so i was chatting with her, while rubbing up my leg with icy hot...well, i ended up getting some on my balls....and it hurt and i'm trying to talk to her...haha...that was fun

 

I'm sorry, deviate, but that was a really funny story...

 

Icy hot on the balls lol, not good

Thanks and by all means laugh it up, Annie. I'm glad someone did. I would have laughed my ass off if it didnt feel like someone made me teabag a bottle of sulfuric acid at the time.

 

When I smoked I had a Zippo. I overfilled it once while wearing lightweight cargo shorts. The pockets were just mesh and were deep. So I'm driving along not aware that a Zippo leaking lighter fluid was right up against my junk.

It was about three hours before the burning finally stopped.

 

I am sorry but..

AHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Well I think my man Zoomie has me beat. Lighter fluid, thats crucial

 

Hey no problem, I can laugh at it now. Wasn't very amused when it was happening. Safety tip: Washing your ballsac in a gas station men's room sink is a futile endeavour.

 

lmfao HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I can imagine, oh the mental image

 

No worries man, but as funny as this is please heed my advice and never put yourself in that situation.

 

Yours happened by accident.Mine was sheer stupidity.When I played b-ball,I once got a bad case of jock-itch.I guess I had scratched it kind of raw and I was bitching about it to a friend and he said"hell,man just pour some alchohol on it.Cure it right up"Dumb-ass me did it and they probably heard me scream 5 blocks away!!I never took his medical advice again!!

 

Tick+balls+scissors cutting tick = dumbass move

 

Yeah it was funny.....

I don't know... i feel out of a moving vehicle when on vacation. Wasn't going that fast but my knee has the HUGEST scab. Gonna scar good.

Your story was funny. Mine was not.

 

ahah, I shall not

though my frined jrked off with IcyHot and liked it...

 

I have mosquito bites all over my balls from this weekend's mountain romp... Been scratching so bad all my roommates think i have the clap.

 

i once tried some sunburn aloe shit i had... holy shit did that burn... but not untill after an awesome orgasm...