Uneven Balls

A lot of guys seem to be concerned about uneven testicles. They think some thing is wrong if one ball hangs lower that the other. Just wanted to let you guys know that is perfectly normal! Almost every guy I have seen has one ball hanging slightly lower that the other. It is very common, very normal, and even looks kind of cute

 

it is so they don't painfully clank together when we walk.

 

I thought this was common knowledge.

 

Yeah I never questioned it.

 

god I was hoping someone would start in on this thread
I didn't have anything to say, as my balls are just fine

 

Perfectly Normal, Sounds Like A Lot Of Guys Don't Know

Basic Stuff About Their Own Bodies...



Cheers Glen.

 

I guess if you've got a guy that thinks it's weird, then you should mentally abuse him by telling him things like "I can look past your defects" and "no other chick will want you with your deformed balls" and whatnot. that way you can rope him in.. you know, to keep him forever.

 

I was thinking some guy was trying to get a girl to look at his balls

 

They hang like that to keep from colliding into each other. If both balls hung at equal distance, they would smoosh into each other all the time bad it would hurt too much to walk.

 

How many exactly have you talked to?

 

Or the always popular, "No, you're the ONLY guy I've ever seen like that. You know, I read somewhere that could be a sign of cancer."

 

ha that's great!

 

the title made me think this was about some kind of gymnastics routine.

 

"I thought I smelled ball smoke". (Strangers With Candy).

 

My left testicle hangs lower. Is this common with all guys ?

 

I bet that can be almost as much fun as looking startled when some girl bares her breasts to you for the first time and exclaiming that they're not a match as you point and burst into laughter.......

 

if you think about it... it totally makes sense.

if they were perfectly level, they would press against each other.

with them at different heights, they take up less space width-wise so they don't get in the way as much and get crushed.

 

and i don't think many guys are concerned about it.. at least not past the age of like 16

 

Mine too. Can't speak for everyone else. Might be a good poll for you to post.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicles#External_testes

lmost all healthy male vertebrates have two testes. They are typically of similar size, although in sharks, that on the right side is usually larger, and in many bird and mammal species, the left may be the larger.

In mammals, the testes are often contained within an extension of the abdomen called the scrotum. In mammals with external testes it is most common for one testicle to hang lower than the other. While the size of the testicle varies, it is estimated that 21.9% of men have their higher testicle being their left, while 27.3% of men have reported to have equally positioned testicles.[7] This is due to differences in the vascular anatomical structure on the right and left sides.