Understanding how girls think and operate

Is there anyone out there who might shed a light on how to understand the way girls think and operate?

 

Are you kidding? If I could, I would have won several Nobel prizes already.....

 

There are some principles that tend to be true of women in general, however there is wide variability and always exceptions to every generality. If a particular girl you're trying to understand is vexing you too much, my advice would be: Try some other girls instead.

 

ya , womens lay eggs and think about it .

 

Forget it man.... nobody's going to figure that one out.

 

Yea, it might help if you'd be a little more specific about what you're trying to figure out...then maybe we could help you....

 

This is a problem that has probably been proven to be unsolvable.

 

Good luck with this one friend

 

Right. You can't live with them and you can't live without them. Are there any other questions?

And just when I think I'd rather live without them, because they're too much trouble, etc., then I meet someone (like I did recently-you know who you are ) that makes me feel like celibacy's not so great after all.....

Besides, my problem is that I'm 110% heterosexual, so it's pretty hard to live without 'em....

 

Celibacy is not hereditary... Just sayin'

 

It's hard to be celibate.

 

oh the wonderful minds of girls...

i'll never tell lalalalala i'll never teelllllll

 

You are precisely the type I steer clear of.

 

Just use your common fucking sense lol.. women don't sit around and mull about what men do and think and how they operate.. at least I don't.. if a woman is being a complicated hard-to-get bitch, move on to the next one

 

I find it quite easy

 

Bravo! :2thumbsup:

You're not a man. Anyhoo I was partly making a joke about "hardness"...

 

You're as much in the dark as we are.

 

Yeah walsh, it's almost as incomprehensible as Finnegan's Wake...

 

LOL , if you figure them out you will be the greatest man in history ! Hell science can't even figure female kind out . Cause it's not freakin logical .

If we put all our great male minds here together , with all the theory ,speculation ,war stories , tears , anger , confusion and bewilderment it wouldn't come close to solving one sixteenth of man' quest to the ultimate riddle , wrapped in a mystery , wrapped in an enigma placed inside a purse .

I honestly think it would be easier to build a spaceship / rocket to N.A.S.A specifications in my back yard by myself . Using only scrap metal , tin foil , chicken wire , liquid roof and an old commador 64 computer . Then to try to figure women out . I'd be on the freakin moon first . Alone of course , but dammit I'd still have my sanity !

See , this is what you need to do . Keyword online all the mental disorders known to modern psychology . Count the total number up , and divide that number by the days of the current month . Then take that average and stick them all on a big spinning wheel divided up into 30 day increments . And then give her a good ole forceful spin . Then you will begin to see what you're up against , and all the insanity of it , on any given freakin day . Don't forget to add to ole fickle wheel p.m.s , emotional baggage and the heavy flow emotional days , when lucifer himself comes a callin to your humble home .

In short , good luck my man . It would be easier to improve and rework Einstien's theory of relativity to fit string theory .

It's easier to think like this as a man with a lady , whatever you say , do or think will be wrong . If your to much man you're wrong , to soft a man your wrong . She like the customer is always right . Just strap yourself in my man , cause it's a long bumpy ass ride . Is it worth it ? Hell who knows , but damn if we aren't always along for that s.n.a.f.u. ride to loonyville . Like dogs with our tongues hanging out . " da-ohboyohboyohboy which way do i go , which way do I go ? "

 

At least Joyce knew his material. Girls pretend they know why they think and operate. Not a chance.