Uncle Sam has a very simple question

They call him Ole Three Leg

 

A kind one.....hopefully.

 

They call me Megalodong.

 

After the dinosaur that was notorious for the same reason

 

Aren't you the sharp one.

 

that's the age that you expect your balls to pass it in length?

 

That's when I think people will stop looking at me as a sex object. For now the pressure of society makes me nothing more than a man with a huge penis. I could write a brilliant novel, and all people would talk about is the enormous length and girth of my penis.

 

I think of you as the man with the pink teddy bear

 

Okay, well I admit that I was fabricating this story of my enormous penis to try and impress all of you.

 

Honestly, I think most women are more impressed by teddy bears.

 

Men on the other hand

 

...pretend they're not impressed by things that impress them

 

No, that's not what I ment. Men brag about their penis sizes because they know other men will be impressed.

 

What you meant doesn't matter to me!

...But, seriously? Men are impressed by other men's penis size?

And I still think what I said counts. If they ARE, then they often pretend not to be.

 

I was in the pub Toilet tonight and the Guy next to me said "I wish I could hold mine with five fingers like you " so I said "you are doing " he replied "Yeah but I am wetting two of them " !!



I am always in Pub Toilets ?

 

true, i recently came across a porno of a woman having sex with a teddy bear that happened to have a pretty large penis.

unfortunately, i'm not making this up.

 

What were your search terms?

 

it was actually on the front page of pornhub at the time. at least i think it was in the recent uploads category, and not the currently popular videos.