Uncle Sam has a very simple question

Bong head dude.

 

the kind who tries to be as far out left as it takes to balance a boat that's listing dangerously far to the right.
not claiming to be smart enough to actually do so, just observant enough to recognize how desperately it needs to be done.

the kind who's interests don't come from excitement, but from the strange diversity that surrounds us all.
the kind who's not entirely sure his answer belongs to the same question.

 

I like that wording.

I'm the kind of dude who likes good wording.

 

"I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I think there is something wrong with my liver."

Notes From The Underground, Fedor Dostoevsky

 

I'm the type that can beat the shit out of an asshole in a bar and convince the crowd that it was he who started it.

 

^^^^....LOL......



Cheers Glen.

 

so a bully and a liar?

i'm not a type...i'm just rightous

 

No, I was never a bully, I just beat up the bullies!

 

My "HERO"...... ......Swoon.....



Cheers Glen.

 

if this was a short answer/essay question, it would have been "what type of dude are you." but it says "which type" which implies a multiple choice question. so, what are the options?

 

That was why you always had the other guys behind you, When you lead a decent life, you have little to fear from others.
This applies to all areas of life, mentally as well as physically.

 

RED

 

I'm the kind with a two foot long penis. It's a hurdle to get over. I probably won't be anything but a man with a two foot long penis until I'm eighty years old or so.

 

Like, literally.

 

Do people call you Tripod?