Uglier than a Penis

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Rb1, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. Rb1

    Rb1 Member

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    On the internet it seems most women say that penises are ugly. Women also seem to think that my face uglier than an ugly penis it would seem. I'm on a non porographic anonymous social media site where where people create a profile and write stories about their lives, chat, send messages, add pictures to their photo albums so friends they've add can see etc. The site is flooded with average everyday women that that post their nude pictures for their male friends to give nice comments and naughty comments. Of course there's guys that have their naked pics too and dic pics. Some female friends of mine on the site convinced me to post a picture of my dick. So I did. The first picture I added was just a black square because its the first one you see when you go to the photo albums. I named the album "Sorry" Don't look, My Dick Pic...Keep out, This Means You" so nobody would click on the picture and see it that didn't want to see it. I have other photo albums with pictures of just My face and fully clothed. I kinda forgot about my pictures for a while so I go back and check out my photo albums and there are way more views and nice comments from women on my dic pic than my other pictures and they've been there way longer. So obviously women think my penis is more attractive than my face :/ Maybe I should take the warnig off my dic pic album and warn the women about the picture of my face. It's not easy being uglier than a ugly penis.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe your penis just happens to be the really nice looking exception to the rule.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i would bet 95% of those "women" commenting are actually gay men

    gotta love these first world problems
     
  4. LM2014

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    I agree that most of the "women" posting are actually gay men. Most women only find a penis attractive if they are emotionally involved with the guy it's attached to.

    As for your face, you're 53 years old. Don't you know what is flattering? You either need facial hair or less of it, as the case may be.

    My DH sports a wicked goatee and I say wicked on purpose. He has this dangerous look about him, which I find attractive. Clean shaven, he looks like a "typical" white guy. The WORST part is, clean shaven, he looks like his DAD. EWWWW! I've forbidden him from ever being clean shaven. He knows if he ever shaves fully, sex is off the table. He also hates the way he looks without facial hair, so it's a win-win.
     
  5. Rb1

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    Actually I know they are women, I've been talking to most of them for two years now. There are some gay men commenting too but I know most of them are women otherwise I wouldn't have even made this post here
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    1 gun
    1 bullet
    1 pull of the trigger
    Solves all.
     
  7. Rb1

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    Nope they're women I've been talking to most of them for two years now.No point in me even posting this if I wasn't sure they were women. Some of them I even know the names of their kids.
     
  8. Rb1

    Rb1 Member

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    lol :)
     
  9. Rb1

    Rb1 Member

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    [QUOTminmyunderwear;8063558]maybe your penis just happens to be the really nice looking exception to the rule.[/QUOTE]

    Nice thought :) but probably not
     
  10. silk896

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    Well, the thing is pretty ordinary.:iagree:

    But to balance that, the "gyno shot" of the female vulva - esp open - isn't that fancy either.

    However all is usually forgiven once the lights go off and they're used for something beside going wee.
    There is nothing better than a nice penis or a welcoming vulva.:love:
     
  11. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Always lovely to read about women who aren't superficial about their guys..:rolleyes:
     
  12. Shakti_Om

    Shakti_Om Local Pixie

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    Sexual excitement and beauty don't always go hand in hand. There are some pretty genitals about, however once I'm sexually allured by the person their sexual hygiene is usually my only concern.
     
  13. Rb1

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    You win the prize :)
     

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