Ugh, I hate it...

All giraffes can go to hell. We should make them law enforcement vehicles. Fucking giraffes... they gone, get rid of em.

 

Fuck man, what did the giraffes ever do to you?

 

They always a-fuckin getting in my way in the lines in the department moter vehicle and at the banks, you know. In the grocery market and suches, they always cut in the lines and drive the fuckin chrysler minivan. Toys-R-Us cocksmoking penisheaded creatures. My gosh... good golly miss molly.

 

Fair enough.

 

Yeah, man... they're gargantuous pretentious pieces of fecal excrament not fit for a bolivian gardener.

 

bolivian gardeners


AHAHA..

i'm enjoy this thread.

tonight i made a motherfucking PINEAPPLE JELLY ROLL

AHAHAHhaHAH

sadness

 

I blame the monkeys

I mean, who else lets the giraffes get away with that kind of behaviour?

 

i love giraffes!!!! they're my favorite animal .

This Here Giraffe by The Flaming Lips

I saw this bird fly off his head
without him ever lookin up
this here giraffe was never caught complainin
he wouldn't take skin off yer back.

And ya hear yerself
thinkin
and ya hear yerself
thinking
this here giraffe, laughed

I saw this man stick out his neck
with his binoculars intact
He couldn't tell the right side of his brain
Had just lost all interest in his left...
And ya feel yourself shrinkin
And ya feel yourself shrinkin
this here giraffe, laughed
this here giraffe, laughed
And ya hear yourself
And ya hear yourself

 

sorry to hear that man.
have you tried to talk to them george? maybe it will help.

 

i was soooooooooo gonna put these lyrics in this thread to! but i forgot to post it. good goin

 

awesome! another Lips fan <3 <3 <3

 

Joshua Giraffe was born in a zoo
He lived there,too,for two years
And a half he hasn't had a bath
My mommy doesn't lick me
Even when I'm sticky from
Candy floss,candy apples,popcorn,
Soft drinks,jelly beans and gumdrops
And there must be something better
Than living in this cage
But I'm really not to sure
Because I'm really short of age.

Joshua Giraffe was feeling kind of sad
Things were going bad
How little of life he had
Wasting away with no room to play
Trapped in a zoo with buffalo,too.
So he went next door to the elephant
And asked him what to do
I'm wasting away with no room to play
I'm trapped in a zoom with buffalo,too.
The elephant was very old and gray
And he had a huge balloon bottom
He said, Never fear Joshua,
A vision will appear.

That night a dream came to Joshua and
Joshua saw animals,like crazy monkeys
And a whole pile of
Hippypotostropasuses
And flitty moths,moths size 12
And sleazy lizards
and a tribe of nasty saviars
But Joshua wasn't afraid
Because he sang himself this song

Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo
Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo
Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo
Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo
Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo
Nothing can go wrong-o
I'm in the Kongo

Even in his dream he knew
He'd never get away,
Not even for a day
Then a peanut hit him on the nose
Joshua Giraffe was back in the zoo.
What could he do
Awakened from his dream
He'd never be the same
Because of what he'd seen
He'd seen:
Alligators,crocodiles,tree sloth
Anacondas,cobras and
Large winged moths
Orangatangs,baboons eating grapes
Gibbons,rude mandrills and just plain apes.

But Joshua was lucky
He had some special friends
And that day they went to the zoo
But he was up tight so they waited till the night
And they chopped his cage in two
He discovered he could fly and
He soared into the sky with them
Wrapped around his neck
And they haven't come back yet
So if you see them get a net.

That's right,they haven't come back yet.
But when they do,they say they are
Going to free all the animals from their cages
No matter how new or modern
Even some pets,too.
So if on your way home today
You happen to find....

A baboon basking in the balcony
Or a lion licking a lemon in the lobby
Or a python perched in the pantry
A wildebeest in the W.C.
With a turtle twirling in your tub,
Don't be afraid,just say your a friend
Of their friend.

Joshua Giraffe,Joshua,Joshua
Joshua Giraffe,Joshua,Joshua
(woo hoo)

Repeat nine times fading.

 

When you're rockin' and a-rollin', you can't hear yo' mamma call.

 

From the early early morning, till the early early night, Molly's gonna rocking at the house of blue lights... etc.

 

maybe the giraffes just want to love you!!

 

They want to ruin our lives.

 

giraffes have gross looking tongues

 

just imagine what they think of us

 

their tongues are blue or gray, right?

 

haha fu real? thats funny