u and me?

everybody is getting married on here! eeek! i want to aswell, so does anyone wanna marry me? im nice really underneath this harsh and cruel exterior! :&

 

aaaw...I'll marry you.

 

thanks dude! lolz wanna set a date?

 

uh...ok. July?

 

july is good 4 me! xxx

 

wait if u 2 are getting married can i be the cateror?

 

ohhhhh i get to come for the cake......mmmmmmm.....cake.........yeah and the food at the resaption....

 

steffan u invited anyway honey and yes hippielove88 you can do the catering, i wanna big cake! xxx

 

sweet......does that mean i get cake..........and when if you do randomly decide to go ahead with this strange plan of yours?

 

u do get cake and july xxxx

 

what kind of cake does everyone like?

 

I like dirt cake.

 

Dirt cake?? Is that a metaphor? I like dirt pudding...it's chocolate pudding with crumbled oreos & gummy worms. Gummi-licious!!

 

no... it's dirt cake... Dirt.... pure 100% dirt make of dirt.

 

mmmmm....dirt!


Any ladies want to marry me? There must be atleast 4 of you, and you must be willing to have orgies whenever I want to have one. Oh, you've all got to be disease-free as well.

 

I'll marry you. Then we can have a fuck-fest. Hmm...Chuck...rhymes with fuck.

 

We could live on a boat somewhere....

 

Very grrr baby, very grr!


It sure does doesn't it....in 4th grade I remember kids calling me Chuck the duck fucker.

 

I'll be girl #2 Chuck. Of course, I'm engaged, but we all already agreed to polygamous marriage so I guess its okay.

 

Oooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhh.