Typing out loud

Sometimes I say what I'm typing out loud. I don't know why but I do. I'll do it in random places for a word or sometimes even a whole sentence. I just did it when I typed "I don't know why but I do."
Sometimes I also type with one hand.

 

perhaps you may be stupid.

 

tell me something I don't know

 

2 + 2 = 4

 

haha just kidding

 

nuh-uh Liar, Liar Pants On Fire!
Oh no it's spreading to your shirt, just let me pat that out :X

 

perv say, are you by any chance ralated to juggs? like maybe his long-lost love child? the spawn of satan, i tell you :X

 

I can't help it I'm horny

don't even joke about that, that is the worst insult I've ever, that just ain't nice at all

okay... that's better

 

Can you masturbate one handed too?

 

I have to When I'm typing. On a side note, don't you hate when your keys get stuck?

 

I know, how could anybody ever say something so horrible about Juggs.

 

fuck you too