two spiders

I woke up this morning and laid in bed, not wanting to head to work quite yet. I looked up at my ceiling light and saw two very small spiders stalking the inside of the glass beneath the bulb. the glass was inclined to a degree that they could probably not climb out even if they tried, which they didn't because all they could detect was right in front of them. They walked in a circle about two inches across, occasionally resting, and perhaps communicating with each other over the life-threatening perplexity of such a strange environment. I probably spent ten minutes just staring up at them, knowing they would be dead very soon if I did not help them, which of course I did not do. But it was so sad, watching them like that. They have no idea how close freedom is but they just keep walking in circles, round the light. I just got home from work and the two of them are still at it, still walking. Do they know that the end is near?

 

I loooooooooooooooooooove spiders.

 

that description is upsetting.

 

Wow? If this isnt just some philosophers mindwank and this is true, then fucking help them.

If you don't, then I want something similar to happen to you.

And soon.

 

that makes me feel so good


now i'm back from the bar, and drunk. they are still alive, and walking. even if i did get a ladder and unscrew the glass then they would just be scurrying about my room, in my blankets as i sleep. For all I know, they are poisonous. It is just the way of things, for them to die this way. Hopefully their suffering will be over when I awake.

 

You know maybe those spiders are kind of like us humans, just on a smaller scale.

 

do you realize how many bacteria you pissed out and flushed at the bar last night!? you are a sick fucking bastard who deserves to be slowly bled to death through the penis!

 

Just let the damn things die. If you try to help them they will bite you. They are spiders thats what they do.

Peace

 

That's fascinating. I would let them out myself, unless they want to keep on walking.

Hell, at least they're together.

That's stupid. People as old as you shouldn't be that stupid.

 

What ? old ? F spiders. I'm not old I was just born first.

Peace

 

there was a bug in my bathroom light, have no idea how it got in there but I got it out and and threw it outside.. It lived because of my heroic deeds, for I am a hero!!

 

Clap clap Now it will live to come back and bite you. Are you happy now.

Peace

 

Why yes, yes, I am...

 

Well ok then. I hope you don't swell up after the damn thing comes back to bite you.

Peace

 

nice very nice, I used to enjoy killing antis as a child, by far more direct methods.

 

Yeah, I live in fear of being bitten by insects.. I have my house boarded up, my windows barred and I don't ever ever leave my house...

 

Yeah me too. Cool. I hate bugs.

Peace

 

Bugs are elite, you just can't handle them.. I am pretty fond of them...

 

Well I'm sure bugs hate you too Silverhippy

And when you're dead & in the ground they'll be throwing a party & feast on your corpse

So bugs win

 

What ever happened to the innocent days of toddlerdom when you'd pick up any old bug, and gaze in wonder as you put it in a jar with some leaves for it to eat, and it died days later.

Huh?! whatever happened...to those days.