Twilight:

A girl's ultimate choice between beastiality and necrophilia.

 

What's older than a twilight joke?
A new twilight joke.

 

I don't get it.

 

If you had a 12 year old sister you would

 

I don't. I take it 12 year old girls are weighing up what/who to have sex with? I dunno, kids today.

 

But this one was so good...

I bet you're on team Jacob

 

OMG HE HAS UH SIKZ PAK!

Robert Pattinson looks like a cancer kid

 

I liked the dude in Harry Potter.

 

I met him in London. He just gets really coked up and makes a fool out of himself whilst fucking all the 15 year-old girls who love Harry Potter. The red head dude acts the same way he does in the movies though, like a total dork

 

It was pretty fuckin' funny, yo. If you've seen *ANY* "Twilight" movies, you can *COMPLETELY* see *JUST* how much Mormon-y "goodness" is in those silly movies. Ya gotta love Mo-Mo vamps & werewoofs!

LOL, I've seen all of them, too...

bit torrents + boredom = watching "Twilight" saga movies, OH THE SHAME!

 

Who? Robert or Daniel?


I get the joke now.