Twat Contest

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Chodpa, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Fact is, I had no reason to request such personal photos, and was not sure I wanted to be the instigator of something so lush, but I was feeling like being a part of the erotic scene here however voyouristically and so I started this thread.
     
  2. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Fat chance...
     
  3. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    whoa....too much for me...I'm out.
     
  4. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    lol, I don't know about "nicest twat", but I think Chodpa wins for biggest twat.


    :)
    Ganja_Goo
     
  5. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    hahaha, I second that!No offence Chodpa
     
  6. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Yeah, I thought it was a bit perverted. Hey, no offense taken. Thanks for being nice about it. I deserved worse.
     
  7. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    I fucked up anyway and this should have gone in the really kinky sexion.
     
  8. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    This kind of thread will only work on a friday night when people are getting drunk.
     
  9. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Hey, it's almost Friday night. If you were like me though then it was Monday morning when I got drunk with a joint and a couple vikes, then off to work. Friday nights I would be working and after, too tired to even want to snort a line because it would just make me crosseyed. And I would still be too tired to socialize.
     
  10. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    I gotta tell you two girls though that you're both like the two hottest things here and I wonder what you're wasting time hanging around for.
     
  11. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    not for me ta...titillation is fun..gyneacology gets boring pretty quick ;)
     
  12. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    "things"?, I don't appreciate that.
     
  13. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    rofl @ twat...

    'come here honey and lick my twat'.. :&
     
  14. ydnim

    ydnim hiya

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    haha!

    nice idea. I am sure someone will come along and do it.
     
  15. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    *steps up to the job*:p
     
  16. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    *starts beating Brian about the head and neck*

    BAD BOY! Get back to our bedroom!
     
  17. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    go Holly! :D


    any posts of vulva's here would probably count as pornography and be removed by the mods. Just an fyi :) There's plenty of free porn out there anyways if you really need to see pussy that badly.
     
  18. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I have never seen a guy do so horribly with women LOL
    You fucked up from the get go man, thats pitiful,
    yeah and I agree with Mistress on the "thing" thing,
    thats just sad.

    twat hehehehe

    and i second, third, fourth or whatever on the "biggest twat" nomination
     
  19. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Cool. Name me after twat. I love the word. I also love the word ****. Those are my two favorite words in English language, both according to Oxford's dictionary as occuring around the 1300s.

    I'm glad you're proud of my failure to score kudos with the chicks guitar stud Dude. Rock on.
     
  20. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    yeah, no problem, keep trying though, maybe oneday you will meet a nice woman in a bar somewhere that likes being called chicks, things, twats and cunts. Good luck with that.
     
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