Twas the night before Chatmas

Right!

 

we have a winner..

 

:2thumbsup:

 

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someone gave me this ale..
note i dont drink beers and stuff, might take me a week to drink it. i think this 9 for the whole year..

 

Whats everybody up to this friday

 

when all through the house:stocking:

not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

 

If I put my heels back on,, 5'11..

 

Thank you, Ty. I was getting so tired of chatberry sauce.

 

I qwonder how tall i would be with heels

 

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the airport.
Some people were tall ,and some people were short.
A lady in stockings, high heels and fine hair.
Its the holidays season, what do I care?..

I stand there waiting, crazy thoughts in my head.
Maybe I should fly to Texas instead.
What do you know another delay,
I suppose tonight the floor I stay.

When out the boarding gate there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away police officers ran by like a flash,
Some said "omg is a terrorist i think hes wearing a mask"

The beer I drank in the lounge musta had me going.
Because I see a naked man and his balls are showing.
What to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an erect penis. .. I though "Oh dear"

This little old man, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Dick
More rapid than eagles curse words out his mouth they came.
He shouted and shouted, "this is shame.

Now listen you bastards, come look at me all,
you wanted to see my gun and my balls"
From the top his lungs, he shouted away.
People just stared at him, what more could they say.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard a snap
The hand on a tazer, hes about to get zapped.
They drew their arms and aimed with their guns
Hitting St Dickolas right in the bum.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples a glow!
Just when you thought it was the end of the show.
He drooled from the mouth and pulled out the wires.
He jumped in the air and then jumped higher.

He jumped on the counter grinning his teeth,
Spitting out profanity to everyone beneath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
He shook his penis, like a bowlful of jelly!

It wasnt much longer they shot him again,
this is when all the magic begins.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
took the lady in stockings, gave his penis a jerk.
I thought for a minute "just how rude"..
then I thought again " well, right on dude"

The cops sprang on him, with all their might
hauling him off holding him tight..

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove him out of sight,

"FUCK YOU TSA , and to all a good-night!"

 

Now Look What You've Done Orison, Soon Every Man On The Forum Will

Be Falling Off Their Heels...

You Have A Lot To Answer For Young Man...:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

love the little lol,

What's the best place to buy a computer, best buy? I'm wanting to get my dad a computer for christmas, nothing over the top and expensive, seeing as how he knows literally nothing about computers, he's never had one and doesn't have access to one, but he used to use my laptop from time to time to send a email here and there and browse the web, and lately he's been talking about how much he wants one, but i know he can't afford one..

He even pays like $60 a month for internet he can't even use, its for us (my brother and i) when we come to visit, so i think he should at least have a computer of some sort..

Either that or a ps3.. But the ps4 will be coming out within the next year or two, and i'd end up giving him my ps3 then anyways... So.. I'm unsure..

 

I don't get why all these little computers with as little as 1GB of ram get pre-loaded with Windows 7... Obviously it's going to run like complete crap, i only have 3GB of ram on mine and windows7 is decent... but not great

 

Best buy is over priced for electronics at least my opinion is

 

^^^ This


Find a computer specialty store... Not sure what's near you. Or an online store like Newegg.

 

Almost 10:30 and rush hour traffic is still crawling down the road.

 

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my boyfriend said newegg is a good site.
He said they are priced well and there a lot of them that are pre built or you can build one yourself.

 

just go to walmart and get one the top model for 300 bucks.. fuck all that monkey shit.

I dont shop at walmart. but all my computers are theirs.. i know this much, it dont work i can take it back..

most my computers from there last me 3-4 yrs. or more. if anything I can depend on walmart for .. I kill a computer I can get a new one 24/7.. open that bitch up, ill take this one..

 

Watching the rolling stones and muddy waters jam on pbs new jersey