Turn on!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by King Arthur, Nov 24, 2010.

  1. King Arthur

    King Arthur Member

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    It turns me on to masturbate in front of women.What turns you on?
     
  2. WednesdayAfternoon

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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    a switch on my lower back.

    of course i have to be plugged in first.
     
  4. Shale

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    Damn Smart Ass

    I was about to run out and cut some switches ... :reddevil:


    before reading that second line. :(
     
  5. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    So this kid turns about 10 years old so His folks send him down to the construction site to learn about the trade. When he gets home his mother asks him what he learned. He tells her "When hanging a door if it catches you take the motherfucker down shave a cunthair off it then throw the motherfucker back up." She tells him to go to his room and wait for his father to get home.

    When his father gets home he goes to see his son in his bedroom and asks "So what did you learn today?" The kid tells him "When hanging the door if it doesn't fit you take the motherfucker down shave a cunthair off it and throw the motherfucker back up." The father looks at the kid and says "Go get me a switch." The kid replies "Fuck you that's the electricians job."

    Back to the original question I like seeing chicks with their hands down their pants.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     

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