Tuna smells like pussy.

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by StpLSD25, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    Usually girls get pissed when I say that and they say, "What kind of girls have you been messing around with?" But seriously, women. It's doesn't matter how clean you are, your pussy smells like tuna.
     
  2. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    not all of them.
    you need to sample more than a scratch-n-sniff Hustler centerfold before making such sweeping generalizations.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I like tuna

    tastes good mixed with rice noodles (the flat kind are best)

    my supermarket sells some new kind that is really good all alone as a snack...it has chunks of ginger and water chestnut in it :drool5:
     
  4. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    Idk what you're insinuating, but I have been with a fair share of women. Granted most of them were skinny, (just my preference.) but they've always smelled like tuna. I'm sure it's just one certain smell that i reminisce.
     
  5. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i still remember back in high school when we were driving past a cow farm and one guy asked, rather genuinely, "what smells like pussy?"
     
  7. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Sometimes a penis can smell a bit fishy too - a few hours after masturbating.
    But only on odd occassions - espically if the cum has been kept under the foreskin for a short time after you cum, before allowing cum to drop out.
    It can be a bit of an unpleasant smell.
     
  8. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    I think your thread title should be "Pussy smells like tuna", rather than the other way around.

    And I don't agree. I've known many women who, even after physical exertion or hours and hours after showering, didn't have any fishy odour.
     
  9. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    Oh yeah, I forgot you don't have a sense of humor.

    It Was A Joke.
     
  10. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    Blah! I was thinking that too... You don't have to agree. I wasn't trying to sound insulting. I like the smell/taste of tuna/pussy. So it doesn't really matter. But the two smells remind me of each other, either way.
     
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    Mmmmm.... Tuuuunaaaa!
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i suppose if A smells like B, then B must also smell like A.
     
  13. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    I just remembered, your name isn't nitrous oxide. Maybe that's why I have no sense of humor. Noxious Gas is poisonous and unpleasant.
     
  14. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    Sometimes I reek ! But usually I'm sweet and peppery. You should smell sweaty balls after a day with no shower.
     
  15. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    Trust me Calgirl, I do smell like sweaty balls after a day at work. That has a weird smell to it too, but I can't think of any comparison.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i would imagine he has, unless he's some sort of OCD shower freak.
     
  17. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    My face smells like pussy
     
  18. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    So long as we all wash our private parts (under foreskin / vaginal & rear area) well & often, they shouldn't smell offensive.
     
  19. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    I make sure I shower once or twice a day. I like to use shit that would normally be regarded as girly (a puffer, conditioner etc.) I also keep my *cough* "how's you father?" area shaved or trimmed to prevent my public hair from taking in sweat. I don't think that's OCD, but I'm not your typical "dirty hippie" either.
     
  20. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Being shaven in pubic area also makes it easier to wash & no hairs to have to dry either.
     
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