Try this NORMALITY TEST

This simple test will decide whether or not you are Normal.

The Correct Answer is:'Congratulate him & ask politely if you can use it as well'.


I wonder how many answered this correctly & can be 'certified Normal'?.

 

not i...:X

 

Right...

 

Ha.ha!-those are ravenously hungry looking Piranhas!!!!....


...............By the way-here's some friends I've invited around to look at my neighbour's swimming pool:

 

You have a very twisted sense of "normal"

 

id sneak in at night and go skinny dipping

 

i'm not normal. and idon't care.

 

Any sense of 'normal' is based either on a need for conformity or related to familiarity, that being said, everyone will have their own twist on 'normal'.

 

ditto. but i wouldn't want them to be home.

 

I don't know...I think inviting the local nudist club could be a lot of fun.

 

my correct reaction is to not really give a dam.

now if he had a hernia gauge railroad running arroung his land he might be somebody i'd want to try and get to know. IF he wasn't too backward headed about everything else.

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i am very far from what mainstream society considers normal but, i did answer the question correctly. what is normal?

 

normality is a myth promoted by those who wish others to feel obligated to have their perceptions manipulated. sanity is the avoidance of tripping over your emotional shoelaces, but normality is utterly and entirely mythical.

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Currently out of: 28 votes cast so far: 23 have failed the Normality Test.

Congratulations to the 5 who voted the 'Normal Answer': Public Office in Goverment is available to you.

 

Is that what's wrong w/government today? *L*

 

]doesnt that right there prove that its abnormal to be normal?

i did like the skinny dippin idea..but its alot more funthe more ppl who join ya
theres really only 1 normal answer ...everyone getnaked & dive on in

any other answer is a suppression of the normal impulse just so youd appear normal by the standards of what your told is normal

im betteingg maybe even 2 of the 5 who voted the normal answer checked tosee what was normal 1st..lol

 

I don't care if I'm normal or not I like fish. Fish would get more usage out of the pool than silly humans.

 

i chose to use it as a cess pit, which sort of would be the same as peeing in it, only way worse.

 

Your neighbour has a brand new swimming pool, your correct reaction is to:


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Purchase a pair of high powered binoculars to spy on his topless 19 year old daughter, and her equally buxom young college friends




Hotwater

 

i responded normally, though, i know from experience that hotwater's response is also something i do.