Truth or dare - RT StYlE

my greatest regret....thats a hard one
i'll probably say that it was my 19th birthday, taking booze from strangers on a train
it had bad things written all over it
i was incredible lucky that it wasn't worse
i just missed out on the greatest concert ever

 

Sooooooo I'm in class RIGHT NOW. Back row! DARE!

 

pick your nose and eat it.

 

Ewwwwwwww, how about if I say I did it but I'm lying, would that work? Okay great. I just totally did it, yay me! Someone who's not in seventh grade, gimme a dare!

Wow, between that and the grunge crack I made over on the Idol thread, I am definitely going to get my ass kicked by you pretty soon huh?

 

i hadn't noticed. it was beneath me.

 

Always the classy dame.

Someone give me a truth.

 

Who was your first gay lover?

 

There are so many it's hard to remember.

 

aww I remember mine.

Truth

 

I guess I shouldn't make jokes to truths.

No gay.

 

Okay, Tree-Hugger, what was your first gay lover like?

 

A complete sweetheart. I don't think that girl ever got mad.....She helped calm me down a lot. She is beautiful. Tall, dark curly hair, with dark brown eyes. She has a mouth that just begs to be kissed. I miss her sometimes.

 

no doubt. i miss her too.

 

Aw. Shoot, now I miss her.

My first was a total classic cliche "college lesbian" encounter. She was kindof awkward about it the next day, which is lame because I didn't care - I thought it was pretty obvious that we were just drunk and playing around, so no need for awkwardness. Whatevs though.

 

Ugh I stay away from those girls.

 

Most real lesbians do. I, by the way, am also a noodle lesbian.

 

I'm not a lesbian. I just don't like girls that want to use me as an experiment.

 

Oh. I mean, most lesbians and also you stay away from those girls. Yeah.

No, I agree, the best thing to do is for those girls to use each other as experiments and leave the real lesbians alone so they can have, you know, relationships.

 

this thread got hot
my friend has turned into a lesbian for the weekend cause she got jifted from her last boyfriend
shes going to go sleep with his ex to get back at him

i'm not a lesbian at all, i kinda wish i was
but eh no dice
i will kiss anyone though....

 

haha, your friend is evil and creative... i think i love her