Trump Train Aaaalllll Aboard!

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    I woke up today, the sky is blue, the clouds are white, the sun is shining. Realized Donald Trump is the presdident of the United States of America, and it's a great day to be live and kickin'. Grateful for this country and the state of the world. Its a good place to be.

    I got my stack of 30 round magazines, AR15 with a folding stock. Freedom to do whatever I want as long as Im not hurting anybody.

    All aboard the Trump train or get left behind. Trump 2020!
     
  2. Irminsul

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    Girls gun.
     
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  3. machinist

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    My 100 pound girlfriend can split hairs with a 30-06.
     
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    my 300lb girlfriend can take a bullet and not be stunned. ;)
     
  5. machinist

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    i lol'd
     
  6. Irminsul

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    My 600lb girlfriend... The bullets sink into her.. And then fire straight back at ya :fearscream:
     
  7. Meliai

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    Literally you Sheep 2.jpeg
     
  8. machinist

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    My 900lb girlfriend dont need a gun shell just roll over on you
     
  9. machinist

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    5 years ago it was a right wing thing to call people sheep. Now apparently its a left wing thing too.
     
  10. Irminsul

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    Lol, your GF fat dude. :p
     
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  11. Meliai

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    A sheep is anyone who sits on a politician's dick as hard as you're sitting on Trump's
     
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    Excuse my crudeness
     
  13. machinist

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    I like Donald Trump what can I say. Interesting times in America.
     
  14. Deidre

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    Birds of a feather...
     
  15. Irminsul

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    You know, just looking at the guy I can't even be sure he'd even have a big dick to sit on. But then he's got three kids and his wife is pretty decent. Is that big dick status for straight girls? :confused2:
     
  16. Running Horse

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    My 100 ton girlfriend don't need a gun. She sits down and it's like a nuke going off.
     
  17. machinist

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    He bangs porn stars he's awesome.
     
  18. machinist

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    And im pretty sure he has 4 or 5 kids
     
  19. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    That's not counting all the illegitimate ones probably running around
     
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    Lol okay. I don't think that's awesome at all. :p banging a chick who's paid to fuck, like, I'd rather just go find a down to earth chick that just enjoys fun, kinky sex. I think people also glorified Tiger Woods for doing the same, but I have the same feelings still. The amateurs on the same sites have just as much, if not more and authentic appeal.
     

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