Trouble looking straight

Hi, I have a little trouble looking straight. I believe in English it is called cross-eyed or something.
I could live with this fact, where it not that people point and laugh at me (at least I think they point at me) and call me names that I will not mention here.
What can I do?

 

Im not going to give you any useful suggestions... you're a big joker from what i hear!

 

Maybe you should stick to looking gay

 

You totally stole my line!!!

HA!

Corrective eye surgery does wonders.

 

here i thought this thread was gonna be about you wearring dresses..

have u seen an eye doc about it?

u can try eye excercizes maybe that would stretch the muscles into the proper alignment


or next time someone points at u & calls ya names, pick up an axe & chase em down the street screamming

 

Hmm, i kinda would like to do that to some stranger (not actually attack them tho)

 

wear glasses with properly aligned eyeballs painted on them

 

Wow lets stop being mean to Bird.

 

Dont worry, im sure he likes it.

 

Yeah it's like some kind of sick fetish he has.

 

i've come to the conclusion that bird is only bullshitting us.


love,

 

Yes indeed.
Thanks for sticking up for me, hiro.

 

Hiro was your hero...

 

wear your hair over one eye.

 

Ray Bans - Aviator style.

Or you could try crossing your eyes - maybe that would reverse the effect.

 

Eyepatch.
You put the eyepatch over the weaker eye and it's supposed to make the eye work that much harder and eventually both eyes should be straight... Or so I heard (or think I heard) years ago.

 

you could try this
1 of my ex's used to work in a mental hospitol, some guy was brought in all whacked out on pcp.. when she went & peeked into his padded room, somehow he had mannaged to get out of the straightjacket & plucked out his own eyeball & was eatting it
if you only have 1 eye, the other cant be pointing in the wrong direction

 

No...seriously...the eyepatch goes over the stronger eye so the weaker eye is forced to work by looking around at the world on its own all day....that's what works it's muscles.

 

id say go with the eyepatch as well
though only if you start acting as if you think youre a real pirate

 

Oh. That's what I meant I keep not saying things all backwards.