Trapped!

Discussion in 'German' started by Kastenfrosch, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. Kastenfrosch

    Kastenfrosch Blaubeerkuchen!! Lifetime Supporter

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    Ich werde jetzt mindestens die nächsten 4 stunden eingesperrt in meinem zimmer sein, weil draussen der fußboden versiegelt wird. Lustig oder? hm. Ich stelle ich mir solche tollen fragen warum ein joint die form hat die er hat. irgendwelche antworten?
     
  2. heaven-sanfrancisco

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    Hm... ich stell mir eher die Frage, warum um diese Uhrzeit dein Boden versiegelt wird. Als Nichtdreher hab ich leider keine Ahnung. Ach ja, denkst du an die Rezepte? Wie wärs mit dem Rezepte Thread?
     
  3. Silent Jay & The

    Silent Jay & The Member

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    [​IMG]
    Vielleicht hat der Joint die Form eines Joints, weil er ein Joint ist? Vielleicht war ihm aber auch die normale Zigarettenform oder die Zigarrenform zu spießig und er hat sich dazu entschieden, etwas tütenförmiger zu sein. Vielleicht hat er aber auch nur ne Wette verlohren.
     
  4. heaven-sanfrancisco

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    natürlich könnte er einfach mehr ihm Kopf haben
     
  5. Kastenfrosch

    Kastenfrosch Blaubeerkuchen!! Lifetime Supporter

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    was wolltest du noch genau für rezepte haben (<---- hat alles wieder vergessen)
     
  6. heaven-sanfrancisco

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    Das mit den Bananenbällchen und auch sonst was du zu bieten hast ;). Toll wäre schnell und für eine Person. Vielleicht kannste nen Thread starten, dann trag ich auch was ein.
     
  7. Southernman

    Southernman Boarischer Rebell

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    Mist, dass Bananenbällchen nicht über das Internet verschickt werden können. Zu der Sache mit dem Joint, gibt auch gerade, wie hier:

    Rolling Papers

    [​IMG]Rolling Papers come in all shapes, sizes,colours and designs. Novelties aside, the best skins are the ones which stick where and when you want them to. These nothing worse than spending half an hour on your masterpiece only to have it fall apart at the crucial moment. Rice or wheat straw are recommended - the thinner and finer the better. Most of these designs are based on using standard size papers but work just as well with king size. [​IMG]
    Paper never got anyone high so the aim is always to use as little as possible. Try tearing your papers down to size. Some judicious trimming can also make the joint easier to roll. The wider, squarer types of paper give you more scope for creating tailor made skins of different shapes.
    [​IMG]If things start go bit pear-shaped the humble skin can save the day. Gummed strips torn from a spare paper make excellent bandages for tears, leaks, gaps and other emergencies. The strips are also ideal for creating joints between spliffs and roaches.


    Rolling the Joint

    Most people reading this will be well practiced the art of rolling a decent, smokeable joint. However, for those with more thumbs than fingers and a zero rating on the Kudos scale, here are few basic tips
    [​IMG]The mix is perhaps the most important part of the joint. Make sure the consistency is even and break-up or remove any lumps or 'woody' bits.
    The shape of the finished joint is decided by how you distribute the mix over the papers. Many of the numbers here are cone-shape. Cones tend[​IMG] to smoke more smoothly than straight joints, but are slightly harder to roll.

    [​IMG]Putting the roach in before rolling is recommended and saves time and hassle. You're also more likely to get a perfect fit.


    [​IMG]Now for the 'tricky' bit. Pick everything up and start in the middle, rolling outwards. Let your thumbs do most of the work and give support and pressure with your forefingers. You should start to feel the mix firm ing inside the paper.

    [​IMG] When you have an even consistency tuck down the facing paper edge with tips of your thumbs, wrap the excess paper around the joint, wet the and seal that baby!
    [​IMG]The best joints are firm but so tight you have to bust a lung drawing smoke. Loose joints taste rough, burn too fast and have a nasty habit of setting light to clothing and furniture.








     
  8. heaven-sanfrancisco

    heaven-sanfrancisco Member

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    Man könnte fast meinen, du kennst dich aus ;)
     
  9. Southernman

    Southernman Boarischer Rebell

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    Weisst schon, Freunde von Freunden, die einem das ein oder andere erzählen, wenn der Tag lang ist. [​IMG]
     
  10. Kastenfrosch

    Kastenfrosch Blaubeerkuchen!! Lifetime Supporter

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    aber ich hab noch nie jemand gesehn der grade joints raucht.
     
  11. heaven-sanfrancisco

    heaven-sanfrancisco Member

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    Wie wärs mit nem Münchhausenforum? :p
     
  12. Southernman

    Southernman Boarischer Rebell

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    stimmt, jetzt wo Du es sagst, hab ich auch noch nie gesehen.
    ups, jetzt geht es aber zu hier, was soll ein Münchhausenforum sein. Um völlig irre Geschichten zu erzählen?
     
  13. heaven-sanfrancisco

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    Ein flunker Forum für die Freunde und Freundinnen der Freunde eines oder einer Bekannten....

    Hehe :p
     
  14. Southernman

    Southernman Boarischer Rebell

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    Au ja, ein thread frei nach dem Motto,

    Alles was ich sage, ist gelogen, auch dass ich soeben gesagt habe, dass alles, was ich sage, gelogen ist?
     
  15. Silent Jay & The

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    Das Buch der Lügen

    Dieser Satz ist eine Lüge.
    Dieser auch.
     
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