traffic wardens

yay "nay" good" crud" boss" toss" cool "fools" kerbside moles "total fuckin arseholes" ticket hitters" bastard shitters" totally rad " just fuckin sad and bad "..................TRAFFIC WARDENS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM ?

 

Dunno really, never had to deal with one!!

 

If they're punishing people for parking on the street where they shouldn't be, then luck to em. If they're giving tickets for overun time at car parks then string them up.

 

I feel sorry for them because they obviously weren't good enough to have absolute power.
I now understand why they're such cunts though... they have ticket quotas that they have to meet.

 

i've been pulled over many a time, but never ticketed. i think it's the tits. however, a cop can smell my man 2 miles up the road and will pull him over just because he wants to fuck with them. so i have to say my feelings are kinda mixed.

 

they are doing a job and at the end of the day we live in england and we have to know the rules if not you get pulled for it

 

Im sure they all start off meaning well just needing a job, ive only had to talk one of them. Im sure he meant no ill feeling towards me but he did have a bad attitude...must be having to deal with getting abuse from people all day long. Cant tar them all with the same brush i know...

 

Traffic wardens, I suspect, are people who have been bullied at school. They know they'll never be successful or resourceful enough to find any real power, so adopt this position as one in which they can mete out a slow revenge on all who have wronged them. It's like library monitors at school. Always the geekiest, most outcast kids. They never had any power in school. But step into their library, and they turned into mini-Hitlers of anally retentive bureacratic authority....

 

You may have a point there...


Maybe only 1% of them look like bouncers on a day job!

The rest should be given the full body check eyeball-to-eyeball snarling look to see if they'll still give you a ticket...

My only pet hate is parking in disabled spaces, and where I live, that's what's targeted most.. So no complaints here.

 

right on man ban traffic wardens fuck them all off man " fascist bastards mini hilters with little little goverment notepads grassing cunts lot of em faces of negativity when they approach yer and start pointin their cash drain pens at yer fuckin rats seem to emerge from grids an all appear from fuckin no were were yer meant to fuckin park on fuckin jupiter look at yer as if you have got two fuckin heads man maybe some of us have .........NAH HOW DO THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT ? BASTARD TAXHEADS WHERE DOES ALL THE DOSH GO ? off to chill and listen to some steppenwolf .........magic carpet ride no traffic wardens were i"m goin hopefully .:saucer: get your motor runnin get out on the highway heavy metal thunder ........:guitar: :spliff: .

 

hey! i know some very nice bouncers who would never stoop so low. you should apologize. no, serious.

 

who

 

whoever said traffic cops look like bouncers working a day job...that's an insult to bouncers everywhere.

in case you haven't noticed, i'm not serious.

 

Not traffic "cops", traffic wardens. Very different thing. Traffic wardens have no powers other than to go around in a silly hat with a little notebook issuing fines for people parking where they shouldn't.

Do they have traffic wardens in the states? If so they're probably armed

 

of course they're armed... because our cops do this, too. only in heavily populated urban areas do they have people specifically for handing out parking tickets. our cops and highway patrol do everything except prevent crime. they're little porcine revenue collectors.

 

Only if you drive to fast or park your car where you shouldn't. If parking is a problem allocate the time in your journey to find somewhere and if it so entails get on shankses.

Cars are a bane of our society but we still appear to want to abuse the use of them.

 

well, like i said, i've never once gotten a ticket for anything. i refuse to drive in urban areas, too much public transportation available. but when your house gets broken into and it takes the cops 20 minutes to get there, whereas every time you're 10 mph over the speed limit suddenly there's a whole squad, it's pretty shitty.

 

I was trying to say that so few of them LOOK like bouncers, but hey ho..

Not serious KC?

Over here, the job was passed onto this private organisation that can profit from over-jealousness.. I'm not sure how much of a cut the local authorities take from fines, but we're all certain they do very handsomely out of it too, so they force Parkwise to reach targets..

I agree though.. Bouncers do mostly do a more worthwhile service in this world

 

Over jealousness? They make money from boiling bunnies these days?

 

That's what our local MP called them.. No, not bunny boilers!! Although maybe some of them are?

They kinda relaxed things a little after that.. Which gives them more time to stalk people for other reasons... Nice...