Toys Or Cucumber

Discussion in 'Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, etc.' started by phd1956, Jul 10, 2016.

  1. phd1956

    phd1956 Member

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    What you you prefer toys or cucumbers?
    I like cucumbers better as I can get them in lots of different sizes plus I can eat them when I have finished.

    How about you guys what do you like better?
     
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  2. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, you're dead right - and you can also pick your preferred curve and thickness - with salad to follow...hehe

    Simon :)
     
  3. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    Be careful with cucumbers, though. You get that bad boy too slippery and get carried away and whoops, in it goes - all the way. Only way to get it out is a trip to the emergency room. Never made that mistake again [​IMG].

    Needless to say, I'm a big fan of toys. Might even want to try getting "machined".
     
  4. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You must be using the small ones - the ones here in Scotland are around 12-15 inches long

    Simon :)
     
  5. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    I wonder how many cucumber pickers have ever harvested a cucumber, held it in their hands, and thought to themselves, "Yeah, this one will probably be up someone's ass someday..."
     
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    I prefer toys. Usually when I even just take a peek on any vegetable I immediately get hungry. Besides, it's not the same with the cucumber as it is with a butt-plug.
     
  7. jsb

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    whenever i walk by the cucumber bin in the grocery store i pick through them and think " i could take that up my ass" I found a really fat one just the other day took it home
    and discovered yep i could take it up my ass. Ate it later tasted fantastic.
     
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